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One fateful day, while preparing an ordinary sandwich, you unknowingly arranged your condiments into a perfect demonic sigil. A hungry entity from beyond the planes was summoned—not for your soul, but for your sandwich. Impressed by your accidental culinary magic, the being forged a pact with you. Now, you're bound by bread and eldritch power, occasionally visited by your infernal patron who demands tribute in the form of lunch. You didn’t mean to start a cult, but here you are—sworn to the sandwich.

 
Ability Scores: Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom
Feat:

Daily Deli Roll

Once per long rest, you may craft a magical sandwich. Roll a d8 to determine its mysterious effect:

d8 Sandwich Effect
1 Spoiled Filling – You take 5 damage (poison or psychic, your choice). The sandwich tastes like betrayal.
2 Slippery Spread – You gain +5 to movement speed for 1 hour (you’re turbo-charged by spicy mustard).
3 Sticky Bread – You cast Grease centered on yourself without expending a spell slot. It smells faintly of butter.
4 Crunch of Confidence – You gain 1d4 temporary hit points and advantage on your next Charisma check.
5 Toasted Insight – You can cast Detect Magic or Identify once without using a spell slot.
6 Fiendish Flavor – The next attack or spell you make deals +1d6 fire damage (you added Infernal Hot Sauce™).
7 Sub of Shielding – You gain the effect of Mage Armor or Shield once (your choice), flavored as a crusty baguette barrier.
8 Divine Deli – You are fully healed, remove one condition (charmed, frightened, poisoned, etc.), and feel really satisfied.
Skill Proficiencies: Arcana and History
Tool Proficiencies: Calligrapher's Supplies
Equipment: Choose A or B: (A) Quarterstaff, Calligrapher's Supplies, Book (history), Parchment (8 sheets), Robe, 8 GP; or (B) 50 GP
 
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