Edgelord but I corrected some grammar

Hello, I don’t play DnD but I wanted to make something, so here we are. Please enjoy!Also, Disclaimer for this and most of my post on this site, they tend to be memes so please don’t take them seriously.

So, is your character a rogue? A lone wolf? A character that is edgy af? Well, do I have the background for you! 

Skill Proficiencies: Your character is really effective in talking in a deep raspy voice and generally using EDGY terms, like “Life is Pain” and “Shadow is hawt...” You gain bonus xp for falling into your alignment, the Edgy alignment, and generally being s lone wolf and denying any character development and rp from the other characters unless it involves you, “sulking in the corner and plotting to kill that guy who did a thing that one time.” To do this, you gain proficiencies in lore, because your brain has expanded beyond normal comprehension from holding so many grudges and constantly coming up with EDGY one liners. You also gain a plus one to any saves you make while you are alone, useful when you are on an edgelord’s point and click adventure in the forest of eternal pain, suffering, and general undesirable things.

Tool Proficiencies: You have a bag full of EDGY Sonic Ocs, which can be shown to NPCs so they know just how “troubled” and “deep” your character is. Also, you have a playlist of like, all of the heavy metal songs and songs about suicide on  who’s artist I can’t recall and are to lazy to look up. Finally, you have a copy of Shadow the Hedgehog for the GameCube that has soul linked with you, this is where you get your edgelord powers from.

 

hold up this says tool proficiencies I read it as equipment.....bruh moment 

Languages: Common and Edgy terms that “Know one would understand because they haven’t been hurt as deeply as I have been and would never know the pain...”

Equipment: So, I’ll do tool proficiencies here.

you are good at using any tool that has the title “Of Eternal Pain/Suffering” “Of the Hurt” “Of Blood” “of edgy thing 69,” and so on and so forth.

Spell List

Black mass of whatever, something of pain, etc.

Spell Level	Spells

Suggested Characteristics

EDGY, loner, lone wolf, rogue, did I mention loner?