You came from a humble social rank, but you are destined to bang so much more. Already the people of your home village regard you as their champion, and your destiny calls you to woo tyrants and gods that threaten common folk everywhere with their frustration.
- Skill Proficiencies: Persuasion, Insight
- Tool Proficiencies: Leatherworker’s tools, painter’s supplies,
- Equipment: A pair of fine pants, a set of artisan’s tools (your choice), and a pouch containing 15 gp
First Time
You previously pursued a simple f**k among the peasantry, perhaps a farmer, miner, servant, shepherd, woodcutter, or golddigger. But ‘something’ happened that set you on a path and marked you for greater conquest. Choose or randomly determine a first time that marked you as a hero of the pp.
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First Time |
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1
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I stood up to a tyrant’s agents.
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2
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I sexed people during a natural disaster.
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3
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I stood up to a terrible monster alone, and found its soft side.
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4
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I stole a corrupt merchant’s betrothed. To help the poor.
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5
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I led a militia to beat off an invading army.
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6
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I broke into a tyrant’s castle and stole their firstborn’s chastity.
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7
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I trained the townspeople to use farm implements as… well, that’d be telling.
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8
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A lord rescinded a decree after I lead a… uh… symbolic act of protest against it.
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9
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A celestial, Fey, or similar creature gave me a good tumble, showing me their secret arcane techniques.
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10
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After banging everything worthy in my village, I was recruited by a lord and commended for my hedonism.
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Feature: Lustic Hospitality
Since you came through the ranks of the common f**k, you fit amidst all with a squeeze. You (but only you) can find a place to hide, rest, or recuperate among anyone of your se*cough*xual preference, unless you prove yourself a danger to them. Additionally, you can always find a place to ‘perform’ your oldest of professions, usually in a den of iniquity or a dark alley. This makes you… uh… somewhat of a local figure. When strangers recognize you in a town where you have performed, they will more than likely ask for an encore.
Suggested Characteristics
A f**k hero is one with the common people, for better or for worse. Most f**k heroes look on their awkward first time with pride, not a shortcoming, and their partners remain very important to them.
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Personality Trait |
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1
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I judge people by their haaaaang, not their words or actions.
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2
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If someone is in trouble, I’m always ready to watch from far away and help put them back together afterwards. Fighting is scary, man.
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3
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When I set my mind on something, I follow through no matter what gets in my way. Unless they actually don’t wanna
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4
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I have a strong sense of fair play and find room on the bed as readily as I find equitable solutions to arguments.
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5
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I’m confident in my own abilities and do what I can to instill confidence in others.
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6
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Thinking is for other people. I prefer not. Thinking.
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7
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I overuse a low tone in an attempt to sound sultry.
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8
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I get bored easily. You should roll over.
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Ideal |
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1
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Respect. People deserve to be treated with respect. More than that, they deserve dignity, and dignity is far more rare. (Good)
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2
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Worship. There is a definitive law about how people should conduct themselves, even in what most consider a sordid and vulgar lifestyle. If words passing through your lips won’t convince them of such, years of doctrined technique will. (Lawful)
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3
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Freedom. I’m hot. You’re hungry. Let’s have some fun tonight. (Chaotic)
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4
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Collector. I’m not here for your love, I’m here to collect (or inject) genetic material for my demon child. Enjoy it while it last, fool! FOR TONIGHT WILL BE YOUR LAST! Muhaha (Evil)
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5
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Cold. I just want to feel something. I don’t care what or who, I just want to wake up happy for once (Neutral)
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6
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Destiny. There’s a perfect person out there somewhere, waiting for me. No, wait… Did I say person? I meant god. Bc people aren’t perfect amirite? >.>
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Bond |
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1
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I have a family. I have no idea who with. One day, a part of me hopes to find out.
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2
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I worked these streets, I love these, and I will protect these streets.
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3
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A proud noble once gave me a horrible beating, and I will beg any bully to spank me. Goddamn did they ever find my kink.
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4
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My weapons are symbols of my past life. I carry them to remind me of it, and how ripping into another person should be: through pre-existing holes. As god intended.
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5
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I help people who cannot ‘help’ themselves. I know how bad it feels to be blue too.
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6
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I wish my childhood sweetheart was with me. Even now, I miss them dearly.
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Flaw |
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1
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Their eyes are probably up there somewhere. Can’t say I’ve looked.
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2
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I’m convinced of the significance of my destiny. My mom said it’s big.
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3
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The people who knew me when I was young know my shameful secret. It took five men to get it out. I can never go home again.
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4
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I have a weakness for the elderly. They’re cute in their own way.
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5
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I have a fascination with trying to invent a way to make love with a hermaphroditic species of biped, and mumble about it constantly.
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6
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One is never enough.
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