Early on in your life, you were a child. Eventually, you weren't. Perhaps you apprenticed to a local craftsman, perhaps you got a job carrying boxes. Years later, you're still doing it. For you, every day is the same. You're something like a shopkeeper, a blacksmith, a town guard, a waiter, a painter, an accountant. The kind of person you walk past in the street without noticing, and who doesn't notice you right back.
If your parents are dead, they probably died of old age. If you're seeking revenge, it's probably on Karen from the office. Your house would have to burn down before you could be bothered to leave it. You've learned to look after yourself as an independent adult, and you've weathered hard times by saving during the soft ones.
You aren't likely to be fired, but you aren't likely to be promoted either. You're nothing exceptional, but who's to say that's a bad thing? I'm sure you can be perfectly happy how you are now. Maybe.
- Skill Proficiencies: Deception, Survival
- Tool Proficiencies: Proficiency in one set of work tools, which you spend all day (every day) using.
- Languages: You speak Common, and can understand two other slightly less common languages (though no-one listens to you when you speak them)
- Equipment: A spare set of clothes, some of your work tools, and a pouch containing your life savings (10 gp)
If you haven't already decided what your job is, you can use this table for suggestions. I recommend rolling 2d6.
| d66 | Possible Ordinary Jobs |
|---|---|
| 1 | Accountant |
| 2 | Alchemist |
| 3 | Baker |
| 4 | Blacksmith |
| 5 | Brewer |
| 6 | Butcher |
| 7 | Calligrapher |
| 8 | Carpenter |
| 9 | Cartographer |
| 10 | Cartwright |
| 11 | Chandler |
| 12 | Chef |
| 13 | Cobbler |
| 14 | Cook |
| 15 | Cooper |
| 16 | Cordwainer |
| 17 | Draper |
| 18 | Ébéniste |
| 19 | Farmer |
| 20 | Fish Monger |
| 21 | Furrier |
| 22 | Glassblower |
| 23 | Gong Farmer |
| 24 | Grocer |
| 25 | Groom (Dogs) |
| 26 | Groom (Horses) |
| 27 | Groom (People) |
| 28 | Haberdasher |
| 29 | Hatter |
| 30 | Hedge Warden |
| 31 | Herbalist |
| 32 | Jeweler |
| 33 | Leatherworker |
| 34 | Locksmith |
| 35 | Luthier |
| 36 | Manager |
| 37 | Mason |
| 38 | Mercer |
| 39 | Miller |
| 40 | Painter |
| 41 | Potter |
| 42 | Roofer |
| 43 | Shopkeeper |
| 44 | Smith |
| 45 | Stonemason |
| 46 | Tailor |
| 47 | Tanner |
| 48 | Tinker |
| 49 | Town Guard |
| 50 | Waiter |
| 51 | Weaver |
| 52 | Wheelwright |
| 53 | Winemaker |
| 54 | Woodcarver |
| 55 | Assistant |
| 56 | Caretaker |
| 57 | Civil Servant |
| 58 | Builder |
| 59 | Decorator |
| 60 | Bookseller |
| 61 | Lawyer |
| 62 | Optician |
| 63 | Plumber |
| 64 | Receptionist |
| 65 | Shoeshiner |
| 66 | Doorman |
Sorry, who are you again? Oh, right. You're quite nondescript, to be brutally honest. I know we've met before but I could hardly remember what you looked like: there's just not really anything to remember, you know? You're humdrum, routine, standard. I don't know what your job is but I bet it's the first option on the list. Nobody thinks about where you go when they're not there or where you live, you might as well be part of the furniture to them. You couldn't attract somebody's attention if you tried.
Actually, I think there's someone actually important on their way, could you... leave? Thanks.
Suggested Characteristics
The life you live is of great importance to you: where you sleep, where you eat, where you work, and how you do it. You don't know what you'd do without it, but you'd probably do anything to get it back if it was gone. While your specific job is very important to you, no-one else that you talk to about it is likely to care at all.
| d8 | Personality Trait |
|---|---|
| 1 | I assume that a single job should be done by a single person: you can't always rely on others for help. |
| 2 | I'm interested in the mundanities of any system, and the salt of the earth that operate it. |
| 3 | I steadily repeat a mantra for guidance. |
| 4 | I can't believe there are people who don't have a purpose, or who refuse to fulfil it. |
| 5 | I like to talk at length about my profession. |
| 6 | I don’t part with my money easily and will haggle tirelessly to get the best deal possible. |
| 7 | The results of my work are important, even if I'm not. Insult me all you want, but stay away from my work. |
| 8 | Nothing can shake my attitude towards what I'm doing: my mind's made up, whether optimistic or pessimistic. |
| d6 | Ideal |
|---|---|
| 1 | Duty. Everyone has their place. I'm doing my part, I assume you're doing yours? (Lawful) |
| 2 | Friendliness. Each new day is an opportunity for each of us to make the world a little bit better for someone else. (Good) |
| 3 | Freedom. If you can do what you want to do, why wouldn't you do it every day? (Chaotic) |
| 4 | Jealousy. What's mine is mine, no matter how small. (Evil) |
| 5 | Friendship. As long as me and my friends are still alive, anything else can be rebuilt. (Neutral) |
| 6 | Stability. It's not hoarding, it's saving for a rainy day! (Any) |
| d6 | Bond |
|---|---|
| 1 | The workshop where I learned my trade is the most important place in the world to me. |
| 2 | I owe a great debt to the one who did my job before me. |
| 3 | My house would have collapsed without my landlord, they do their job better than they need to. |
| 4 | The only thing I'd change about my life is that I wish I could share it with someone else. |
| 5 | My tools might be mundane and replaceable, but I'd feel uncomfortable if I lost them. They're like a part of me. |
| 6 | I took out a loan, and I need to pay it back before I can leave. |
| d6 | Flaw |
|---|---|
| 1 | If I skip a step in the plan I feel compelled to go back and redo that step. |
| 2 | I’m distrustful of anyone who is different than what I'm used to. |
| 3 | My desire for stability leads me to pretend to like my job. I will never admit that I secretly despise it. |
| 4 | I’m always satisfied with what I have - I never want more. |
| 5 | I am slow to understand new ideas and concepts. |
| 6 | I feel that my specific role is all that I have: I'm terrified that anyone else could do my job better than me and replace me. |
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