Failing Upwards

Once per long rest, if you roll a natural 1 on an attack roll, ability check or saving throw, your roll is treated as though it is a natural 20. If this succeeds, you are accidentally successful in your attempt, in a means by which most would fail and may still injure or incapacitate you. At the DM's discretion, take one of the following conditions:

1. Blinded
2. Deafened
3. Grappled
4. Incapacitated
5. Paralyzed
6. Poisoned
7. Prone
8. Restrained