Prerequisite: You must have eaten/drunk at least 15 servings of cheese, milk, or any product of the sort.
You have become the human form of cheese. You are not the consumer of cheese, you are simply the cheese. You have gained 3 Mobility, for your aerodynamic physique. You have gained 2 wisdom, for you have gained all knowledge of cheese. But you have lost 2 strengths and constitution, for cheese is sadly not very hard.
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