You're a Florida Man. What else do you need to know? You do incredibly stupid things. ALL ROLLS WILL MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID!
1- Usually does something not as stupid but verging on crazy but wholesome. For example: Florida Man Destroys Gas Station And Everyone Inside For Kid In Wheelchair Who Claims He Got Bullied There.
2- 5 At this point, things get out of hand. For example: Florida Man Convicted Of Burying Ex-Reporter In Concrete For His "Magic: The Gathering" Collection.
6-10 This is where things go beyond stupidity to kind of incredibly genius. For example: Florida Man sent to prison for petty theft of iron bars.
11-15 When this happens, you know that some level of stupidity is unobtainable from a regular being, so much that it doesn't make any sense at all. For example: Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Lego, Runs For Senate..
16-20 This is incredible that you'd roll this but this is world-ending bull crap. For example: Florida Man Steals Nuclear Launch Codes and Blows up His Ex-Wife's House With all of Russia's Nuclear Arsenal.
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