Oh God! Book’S At It Again! Image

Any player that has travelled with Book has witnessed his shenanigans. With this knowledge the player knows when it’s time to get the H-E-Double **** out of the immediate vicinity. 

Upon taking this feat, if a player see’s Book enter any creature of Huge size or larger through the mouth they immediately can use their reaction to double their movement speed and high tail it in the opposite direction. The player also benefits from the Disengage action upon this movement as any hostile creatures wonder why the player chooses not to aid their companion. 

When any player with this feat utilizes it they also suffer a penalty. If the player attempts any form of revitalization or resurrection on Book after his plan inevitably kills him, the player has disadvantage on any rolls to resurrect Book. And if the player still succeeds on revitalizing or resurrecting Book, Death will appear in front of the player and ***** slap them for 1d4 damage that cannot be healed until you apologize to Death for not learning from your mistakes. 

Oh God! Book’S At It Again! Image

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