You have eaten the caesar salad that was abruptly served to you by the skeleton triplets of the Aching Boar. You gain the following benefits:
- You suddenly and almost inexplicably know that for the next 24 hours you must perform jazz hands as you speak or receive 2d4 psychic damage.
- Your newfound appreciation of the performing arts grants you a 1st-level spell from the bard spell list.
- You can also cast it as an action a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, regaining all expended uses when you finish a long rest.
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