Klutz

Your spacial awareness and hand-eye coordination is sub-par but you are more resilient to damage as a result

• Constitution score increases by 2, to a maximum of 20
• Checks for balance, jump, climbing, and hand-eye coordination have a -1
• Damage from bludgeoning attacks (or non-lethal damage from any kind of attacks) that is less than 20% of max health (i.e. attack does less than 8 in damage to someone with a max hp of 40) have a 1-in-4 chance of only doing half damage
• Passive/accidental damage that does damage less than 30% of max health (i.e. falling or accidentally hitting yourself) has a 1-in-4 chance of only doing half damage
• Dexterity checks are slightly harder to make (increase by 2 or up to DM) and fails are preferably less "you don't do x" and more slap-stick comedy (no damage but it's entertaining, basically)