Jacob's Big Feat

You gain the power of Jacob's big feet.

Your feet become grotesquely large, capable of destroying the entire world. *Insert Dun Dun Dun sound*. Every day your feet become progressively larger.

After 673 days your feet have become so large they start spilling out from the game and into the real world. Your DM must submit to you and make you the new DM or else be crushed your feet and die. After becoming DM your feet return to average size.

You gain the ability to make unarmed strike with your feet dealing 1d1000 damage, add an extra dice every day as your feet grow.