"I... am Steve."

You speak a dramatic command word, and gain a temporary Minecraft boost. Roll a d4.

1. Chicken Jockey: A magical, giant chicken grows beneath you. You gain a walking speed of 50ft., and can take the dash action as a bonus action. The Chicken lasts for 1d4 hours.

2. Denis: You gain a magical wolf companion. He has the statistics of a wolf, but can understand common, and carry objects that weigh no more than 40 lbs. He acts on your initiative count. He has no time limit, but you can't use this feature again until he has died.

3. Saxophone & Mushroom hat: You can cast confusion, targeting up to 10 people.

4. Lava Chicken: You can cast Fire Bolt at will for 1d4 rounds, and gain + 10ft. walking speed for 1d6 rounds.