"Cool" Party Tricks

You Can Vomit at will. If your constitution score is less than 10, you take damage equal to your constitution modifier each time you vomit. You can also fart at will. When you fart, it creates a cloud of visible green gas that is 5ft by 5ft. If any creature moves within the gas or starts its turn there, they fall prone and the gas dissipates. You can take a dump on any prone creature. When you do, they take 1 poison damage at the start of their turn. They can make a dc 12 constitution saving throw to try and clean themselves up. On a successful save, they clean themselves up. On a failed save, they do not clean themselves up and the poop is stuck on it.

Vomit. Ranged weapon attack: +1 to hit, range 5-10 ft, one target. Hit: 2 (1d4) acid damage.