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Prerequisite: None

You have mastered the art of the furious, reality-bending strike designed strictly to keep unruly companions and foolish allies in check. Your specialized wallops cause massive, comical lumps but leave absolutely no lasting physical harm. You gain the following benefits:

  • Ability Score Increase: Increase your Charisma score by 1, to a maximum of 20.

  • Gag Reel Wallop: As an action, you can deliver an exaggerated, unarmed strike to a willing ally or a friendly creature who is acting out of line. This attack automatically hits and deals exactly 0 damage. Instead, the target must make a Constitution saving throw (DC 8 + your proficiency bonus + Charisma Modifier). A creature can choose to fail this saving throw willingly.

  • Comedic Knockout: On a failed save, the target falls unconscious for 1 minute, entirely subdued by your chiding blow. They sprout a comically large, harmless bump on their head. This unconsciousness ends early if the target takes any actual damage, or if another creature uses an action to violently shake them awake. Crucially, this feature automatically fails if used on a creature that is hostile toward you or actively engaged in combat.

  • Knocking Sense Into Them: You literally knock sense into people. When a creature wakes up from your Gag Reel Wallop, their head is clear. They gain advantage on the next Wisdom or Intelligence saving throw they make within the next hour.

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