You are not the lightest bulb in the tree most of the time. Reading people does not come easy to you.
But when someone insults your familiar (wich is not that unlikely, because, lets face it, they are a weird looking little guy), you go nuclear.
Only in the case that someone directly insults the familiar (so not calling it interesting looking, calling it ugly or dumb or something like that), you gain a +15 on insight checks. You are then allowed to roll against the deception of the creature that insulted the familiar. If you roll higher, you can read their deepest darkest insecurity bout themselves and use it as an insult against them.
Because, you aren´t a *****. But that little guy is your BABY! AND THEY ARE THE CUTEST THING IN ALL OF THE FORGOTTEN REALMS!
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