They always told you eating raw meat wasn't good for your health. You laughed in their faces. Well, up at their faces, since you know, you're kinda short. Barely-dead frogs. Half-rotten wolves. Two "foods" from that lady selling skewers.
Eventually, it was bound to happen. But the tapeworms are soooo happy. Your horribly distended belly is a tapeworm paradise. They love you. They worship you. They will do their utmost to keep you alive.
Roll a constitution save every morning to see if you can manage to poop. On a 15 or higher, add +1 to all dex based checks, saves, and attacks until you eat again. On a nat one, subtract 1 from all those same checks.
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