Mustachioed

You have a beautiful mustache that may be accompanied by an equally beautiful beard. Those incapable of growing a facial hair may supplant their long and flowing head hair. In this case, all strokes are replaced with hair flipping.

• Your facial hair is immune to all damage and cannot be removed from your face.
• You gain advantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks made relevant to the best interests of other mustachioed creatures’ facial hair.
• You can stroke your facial hair introspectively and gain a greater insight of the world around you.
• When you do something badass, you can stroke your facial hair using your next bonus action and gain 5 hit points. Sick burns, epic leaps, and clutch saves all
   as badass.