You are a skeleton: ooooohhh, spooky! Change your name to a font such as Arial Black, or Verdana. You don't require air, food, drink, or sleep. You are immune to poison, and exhaustion. You are vulnerable to bludgeoning damage. Your voice is still comprehensible but sounds like duh duh duh duuuh duh duh duh. Bone Hurting Juice kills you. You count as undead as well as whatever you counted as before. If you drop to zero hit points, your bones are shattered and you die instantly, unable to be resurrected.
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