Homestuck - God Tier

You have died on your Quest Bed, and ascended to the God Tier. Gain the following effects:

• You cannot die of natural causes, traps, or accidents, except from old age. You cannot be killed directly or indirectly if the death would be anticlimactic. If you would be reduced below 0HP without either of these criteria, you are brought back to life after the duration of a short rest, expending all your Hit Dice to regain health (minimum of 1). Doing so expends all your remaining spell slots. This resurrection cannot be canceled, except by a Wish spell.
• You can cast Fly at will, but you can only target yourself. It is not concentration if you do this, but the Fly speed it gives you is lowered to your walking speed.
• You gain a set of baller God Tier Pajamas. They stay clean no matter what, and will mend themselves to look brand-new once you finish any long rest.