Eldritch Rend

Your Eldritch Blast now requires a weapon to cast, and whenever it crits, roll a d4. One of the effects listed below will occur upon the target of the crit, according to the number rolled:

1. The blast takes the form of a massive train/carriage that runs over the target, pushing them 10ft away from you and knocking them prone.
2. The blast takes the form of a massive beast that swallows the target, teleporting them into the Shadowfell.
3. The blast takes the form of a massive beam-blade that slices the target, giving them 2 injuries instead of the 1 normal for a crit.
4. The blast takes the form of a massive black hole that absorbs the target, aging them by 100 years and disintegrating them if the blast kills them in any way.