One fateful day, investigating an underwater cave from another dimension, I decided to don armor which had fallen off a dead insectoid creature. In a matter of seconds, my blood boiled and left my body melted down into a pile of green goo. Somehow, my friend brought me back to life, but the event has left me horrified.
I now have a deep seeded fear of green ooze, insects, and armor. I can no longer wear armor.
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