Through Grombambopulous®' Magical Experiments℠ and Elixirs™, you've gain prodigious magical powers*!
*powers may include random unstable and dangerous mutations, permanent damage, and death to oneself and others. Please stop taking Magical Elixirs™ if you experience color shift, random interdimensional travel, blindness, become pregnant, or have an erection lasting more than 8 hours. Grombambopulous Magic Emporium LLC is not responsible for any side effects that may occur while using Magic Elixirs™. Please see a doctor immediately if your pregnancy lasts much longer or shorter than the normal length of time for your species, you are otherwise incapable of giving birth, or your species does not reproduce viviparously. . Grombambopulous Magic Emporium LLC not responsible for the rebirth of any dead gods conceived through usage of Magic Elixirs, and is not liable for child support of aforementioned godlings.
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