Stone Yeeter

When you take this feat you gain a +1 to your Dexterity score as well as proficiency with stones and other various small rock objects.

Your rock attacks now do 1d6+ Dexterity modifier. 

As your bonus action you can pick up a rock from the ground.  If the ground has no rocks you may use an action to use a spoon to scoop up some soil, you can make an attack roll with your soil (Using Dexterity) at someone within 5 ft of you. If the attack hits the target is blinded for 2 rounds.

When you kill a creature with a stone you may use your reaction to blow a fart in another creatures general direction, and shout "I blow farts in your general direction!" When you do this the target must succeed a CHA saving throw or have vulnerability to rocks for 1 minute. DC= 8+Proficiency bonus+ Charisma modifier.