The Best Feat

Finding an exploit in the DM’s rules about feats, you add this feat to your feat thing.

You have been living as a low-life mortal fleshy being in whatever dumb world that someone with the initials JC made. You grew tired of being put up and killed against CR 12+ creatures when you’re level 3 especially when you’ve worked your butt off all week on the character’s epic backstory. Being the best player of the group with the best roleplaying and voice acting skills you outshine all the bumbling fools that stupid Joel Campbell picked out. 

And if someone like the slimy ******bag Joel Campbell is, ask for an in-character reason you can say something like the following:

“My character’s will has been forged in the fires of the dwarves mines then given the articulate and fluidness of the elves and also messed around with some other races except for the tieflings because they’re so basic, I’m looking at you Barry Williamson. My character understands the boring world around it and has manifested the ability to do what he wishes with it.”

You gain the following benefits:

• You are immune to death
• You gain a level to every class in all the books (and maybe some homebrew ones)
• The players in your game have to buy you Wendy’s and get you a #1 combo and replace the drink with a chocolate frosty
• Every NPC is interested in you but not in a weird way but in a way that gives you all the lore and you can retell your backstory to them again 
• You instantly go to level 20
• You are immune to damage of all types
• You get +1 to perception checks