Prerequisite: A complete lack of respect for the hard work your DM puts in so that you can play
Once per game, preferably as a distraction so that you can accidentally glance behind the screen, you can get on your hands and knees to apologize to the DM, after which they are require by law to make the entire party a serving of their favourite snack. Performing this eldritch ritual will have the following effects:
- Increase your shame by 3 points
- Decrease your social standing with the DM by a factor of 17 (Yes, FACTOR, divide that sh*t!)
- Increase your risk for cardiovascular disease by how ever much is appropriate for your DMs taste in snacks (you better hope they care about your health and future)
- Increase your Hit points in real life by 0, this isn't a videogame
- Regret ever suggesting this feat to your table
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