Disclaimer: This is meant as a joke and is not meant to be used in an actual campaign.
You have been turned into a paragon of justice and virtue, as you spread the message of America with everyone! As an action, you can summon a giant eagle with 17 AC and an American flag mounted on it. It acts on your turn, and you can command it. If you do not give any commands, it attacks the most communistic/un-American enemy on the battlefield.
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