Infirm

Requires the Osteoporosis and Senile feats.

Your old age and all the problems that come with it have severely impacted your mental and physical performance. All of your ability scores are reduced by 2 and your speed is halved (rounded down). You have disadvantage on all ability checks and saving throws, including death saves. If any of your ability scores reach 0 at any point, you drop to 0 hit points and begin making death saves. You may be stabilized, but you may not regain any hit points until all of your ability scores are above 0.