Talk out your ass

After years of pulling terrible excuses out your ass the very fabric of reality has been pierced by your ability to talk out your ass transforming the metaphor into truth

• When you choose this feat, you acquire the ability to literally talk out of your ass in a range of ways depending on a role.
• You can talk out your ass through:
  Using your butt cheeks as a kind of lips in order to speak in your normal voice albeit a bit deeper
  Farting to produce words that are recognizable but it is quite disgusting to hear
  A regal almost divine authoritative voice emanating from your now glowing ass
  (Any ass voices you and the DM are up for)
• When talking out of your ass role a d12 ,subtract 6 and add the role to your charisma (negative values are subtracted, so you know fart with caution)
• When talking to nobles and other fancy types an all or nothing kind of system can be implemented by the DM (hopefully with warning unless you got like a 1 insight) in which if you role 11 or 12 the full 5 or 6 respective charisma addition would be made but if you role under 11 you would face a subtraction of ten (Any number threshold above 6 can be used for this depending on the fanciness levels of an individual) Disclaimer: FANCINESS LEVELS ARE NOT AN ACTUAL STAT!