Stinky Butt Kisser

Prerequisite: None

You become a STINKY BUTT KISSER and as such you are much less powerful 

Roll 1d100 subtract the number you get from your proficiency bonus, negatives numbers are allowed so if your proficiency bonus becomes a negative that will really suck

Roll 1d100 subtract the number you get from your maximum health (permanently) if your max health becomes less than zero, then make your max health 1HP and the remainder goes to waste. If your Constitution score lowers again, ignore that when determining HP

Roll 1d10 the number rolled becomes your character’s walking speed, repeat this process if your character has multiple speeds

Roll 1d00 subtract the number rolled from your ability scores , this number becomes a pool and as such it can be divided amongst ability scores (Example: A character with 20 in every ability score takes the feat, they roll a 100. They could make all their ability scores besides one equal to zero)

Your character has quadruple disadvantage against being blinded, deafened, frightened, paralyzed, and being knocked prone

Your character’s AC decreases by 5 to a minimum of 1 AC

Pick 5 racial features, class features, or features gained from an ability score improvement and remove them from your character. You can also use this ability to remove this feature but only when it is initially taken

Your character must succeed on a DC: 15 Constitution check at the beginning of a long rest or they will crap themselves and have triple disadvantage on charisma checks until their next long rest A character can spend 2hrs cleaning themselves in order to eliminate this disadvantage should they crap themselves