- Only Dads/Father figures are able to replicate the outstanding power of this feature
Once per turn when you make an awful dad joke and the opposing creature can understand you, you deal an amount of damage equal to the cringe magic produced from the dad joke.
These can be jokes such as:
Why do paladins wear chainmail?
Because it’s holey armor
How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?
You ask them for a d8
Why did the Halfling stop dating his Warforged girlfriend?
Because she was too high maintenance