As the title may say, this bar is underground and is constantly having a dance-rave-party attitude. My other tavern died 4 posts away from 1000, we’ll see how far this one gets.
No matter where you are, who you are, when you are, or how you are, you are in a jungle. You’re just there. This needs no further explanation.
You feel drowsy and tired as you attempt to adjust your eyes to your new surroundings, you yawn deeply. This yawn gets caught by the wind and carried off to some far away galaxy inhabited by sentient earthworms. One of which is having dinner with its parents. The yawn, coming across several solar systems, finished its journey at their dinner table, as the mother is telling a story. The mother mistakes this for a noise made by her boy and, highly offended, casts him into the streets. He is then eaten by an anteater named Gingo.
You just killed an innocent earthworm.
Anywho, as you walk around the jungle, you see a small handle on the floor. You reach down to pull it. Unfortunately, you are still slightly dizzy and miss it by at least 6.42 inches. You lose your balance, and fall on your face. Luckily, there is a small pile of leaves to make your fall less painful. Unluckily, there happened to be an anteater devouring an earthworm inside the pile of leaves. It scurries away and you fall into a trap door, down a set of stairs made of dirt, through another trap door, down more stairs, into a slide, which leads to Jupiter and back, and then into a brightly lit room, filled with creatures of all shapes and sizes, the colors in the room are changing on the beat drops of the song playing, by the way, there’s a song playing. Behind the bar is a Tabaxi with a brightly colored eyepatch. He yells “FRESH MEAT!!”. The horde of animals picks you up and carries you across the room and starts dancing with you on an elephants shoulders. Do you do something about it?
Try to keep this thing PG-13. That’s pretty much it.
A portal suddenly appears out of nowhere, and coming through it is a sad looking autognome. "Well I guess this is another thing to satisfy the void in our souls until we all reach the end of life and either break into insanity or die before we can"
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
A portal suddenly appears out of nowhere, and coming through it is a sad looking autognome. "Well I guess this is another thing to satisfy the void in our souls until we all reach the end of life and either break into insanity or die before we can"
The autognome holds a beer. The Tabaxi behind the counter, who looks like he just had the best beer of his life. “Dude…Just drink…your worries will melt away…just driiiink” He waves his arms in what he thinks looks like a wave, but really looks like a Virgin trying to out out a fire.
Edit: *Is this supposed to be like Marvin? I love it*
Vecna JR (Vecna's six-year-old son who he left here because he was banned from the Mcdonald's playplace) is setting the dirt on fire and putting it out rapidly.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A billion neural circuits and a motherboard crafted from heavenly stardust, and this is what I have to contend with, oh bother." Says the robot in a depressed manner. "By the way, it's not like I can even drink, so that's a thing"
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"A billion neural circuits and a motherboard crafted from heavenly stardust, and this is what I have to contend with, oh bother." Says the robot in a depressed manner. "By the way, it's not like I can even drink, so that's a thing"
*Omg I love this, is it based off of Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide?*
”Find somethin to do with it maaaan…” The robot briefly finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic bypass, before he is transported back to the tavern in a oil-powered motorcycles “Duuude…Don’t you hate it when that happens man?”
Vecna JR (Vecna's six-year-old son who he left here because he was banned from the Mcdonald's playplace) is setting the dirt on fire and putting it out rapidly.
Vecna JR accidentally stumbles soon the infinite improbability drive. He finds himself in the middle of a circuit breaker, holding a pencil and knife, of course this all makes sense to him as he travels in his way to the mother board to complete his quest.
"A billion neural circuits and a motherboard crafted from heavenly stardust, and this is what I have to contend with, oh bother." Says the robot in a depressed manner. "By the way, it's not like I can even drink, so that's a thing"
*Omg I love this, is it based off of Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide?*
”Find somethin to do with it maaaan…” The robot briefly finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic bypass, before he is transported back to the tavern in a oil-powered motorcycles “Duuude…Don’t you hate it when that happens man?”
*Yes it is*
"I suppose I could at least try" says the robot as he pours a drink all over his faceplate, "Ooh Jooy" says the robot sarcastically
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"A billion neural circuits and a motherboard crafted from heavenly stardust, and this is what I have to contend with, oh bother." Says the robot in a depressed manner. "By the way, it's not like I can even drink, so that's a thing"
*Omg I love this, is it based off of Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide?*
”Find somethin to do with it maaaan…” The robot briefly finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic bypass, before he is transported back to the tavern in a oil-powered motorcycles “Duuude…Don’t you hate it when that happens man?”
*Yes it is*
"I suppose I could at least try" says the robot as he pours a drink all over his faceplate, "Ooh Jooy" says the robot sarcastically
The beer evaporates slowly, and the Tabaxi screams a battle cry, the evaporated beer turns into a usb plug. Everybody cheers. “BEHOLD! ROBOTIC BEER FOR ROBOTIC ROBOTS HAHAHHA”
Vecna JR (Vecna's six-year-old son who he left here because he was banned from the Mcdonald's playplace) is setting the dirt on fire and putting it out rapidly.
Vecna JR accidentally stumbles soon the infinite improbability drive. He finds himself in the middle of a circuit breaker, holding a pencil and knife, of course this all makes sense to him as he travels in his way to the mother board to complete his quest.
He quickly scribes sigils from the Chimkn Nunget school of magic onto the knife and stabs at the motherboard frantically.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*All fo you have the power to do anything random at any time. Just make sure to be very unspecific of why it is happening. This is all possible thanks to the Infinite Improbability Drive.*
"Oh whatever" says the robot, as he fires a small device into the crowd, causing them to have a mental breakdown and get severe clinical depression. "Oops" he says afterwards, "But at least they'll now know what I feel like"
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"Oh whatever" says the robot, as he fires a small device into the crowd, causing them to have a mental breakdown and get severe clinical depression. "Oops" he says afterwards, "But at least they'll now know what I feel like"
*What have you done* Everybody in the tavern instantly has bad posture, and they flip there hair over their eyes. The elephant slowly tips over, on top of an ant who happens to be the leader of the most powerful ant army in the galaxy. You have started a war.
Vecna JR (Vecna's six-year-old son who he left here because he was banned from the Mcdonald's playplace) is setting the dirt on fire and putting it out rapidly.
Vecna JR accidentally stumbles soon the infinite improbability drive. He finds himself in the middle of a circuit breaker, holding a pencil and knife, of course this all makes sense to him as he travels in his way to the mother board to complete his quest.
He quickly scribes sigils from the Chimkn Nunget school of magic onto the knife and stabs at the motherboard frantically.
The motherboard screams and screeches as he throws it into a pot of molten piranhas. Knowing that his quest is over, he leaves the crowd of programs by giving the thumbs up and hitching a ride to Chult, where he finds his fire that he so desperately wanted to put out and light again.
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Back in black baby
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As the title may say, this bar is underground and is constantly having a dance-rave-party attitude. My other tavern died 4 posts away from 1000, we’ll see how far this one gets.
No matter where you are, who you are, when you are, or how you are, you are in a jungle. You’re just there. This needs no further explanation.
You feel drowsy and tired as you attempt to adjust your eyes to your new surroundings, you yawn deeply. This yawn gets caught by the wind and carried off to some far away galaxy inhabited by sentient earthworms. One of which is having dinner with its parents. The yawn, coming across several solar systems, finished its journey at their dinner table, as the mother is telling a story. The mother mistakes this for a noise made by her boy and, highly offended, casts him into the streets. He is then eaten by an anteater named Gingo.
You just killed an innocent earthworm.
Anywho, as you walk around the jungle, you see a small handle on the floor. You reach down to pull it. Unfortunately, you are still slightly dizzy and miss it by at least 6.42 inches. You lose your balance, and fall on your face. Luckily, there is a small pile of leaves to make your fall less painful. Unluckily, there happened to be an anteater devouring an earthworm inside the pile of leaves. It scurries away and you fall into a trap door, down a set of stairs made of dirt, through another trap door, down more stairs, into a slide, which leads to Jupiter and back, and then into a brightly lit room, filled with creatures of all shapes and sizes, the colors in the room are changing on the beat drops of the song playing, by the way, there’s a song playing. Behind the bar is a Tabaxi with a brightly colored eyepatch. He yells “FRESH MEAT!!”. The horde of animals picks you up and carries you across the room and starts dancing with you on an elephants shoulders. Do you do something about it?
Try to keep this thing PG-13. That’s pretty much it.
There are no laws of reality in this tavern.
Back in black baby
*Zany. Cool, if you're, you know, into that sort of thing. (puts on cool kid sunglasses)
Later, homies! (dives off roof)*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I was always watching it, though... :(*
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
*Im quite happy with that as a first post*
Back in black baby
*teeeechnicaly second, but whatever*
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
*Pity…feel free to join this Hitchhiker’s-Guide-Inspired-Reality-Breaking-Rave Tavern though.*
Back in black baby
*Hitchhiker's Guide, I like it :)
btw life is insanely busy right now, so I will have to wait and see if I can*
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
A portal suddenly appears out of nowhere, and coming through it is a sad looking autognome. "Well I guess this is another thing to satisfy the void in our souls until we all reach the end of life and either break into insanity or die before we can"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The autognome holds a beer. The Tabaxi behind the counter, who looks like he just had the best beer of his life. “Dude…Just drink…your worries will melt away…just driiiink” He waves his arms in what he thinks looks like a wave, but really looks like a Virgin trying to out out a fire.
Edit: *Is this supposed to be like Marvin? I love it*
Back in black baby
Vecna JR (Vecna's six-year-old son who he left here because he was banned from the Mcdonald's playplace) is setting the dirt on fire and putting it out rapidly.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A billion neural circuits and a motherboard crafted from heavenly stardust, and this is what I have to contend with, oh bother." Says the robot in a depressed manner. "By the way, it's not like I can even drink, so that's a thing"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
*Omg I love this, is it based off of Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide?*
”Find somethin to do with it maaaan…” The robot briefly finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic bypass, before he is transported back to the tavern in a oil-powered motorcycles “Duuude…Don’t you hate it when that happens man?”
Back in black baby
Vecna JR accidentally stumbles soon the infinite improbability drive. He finds himself in the middle of a circuit breaker, holding a pencil and knife, of course this all makes sense to him as he travels in his way to the mother board to complete his quest.
Back in black baby
*Yes it is*
"I suppose I could at least try" says the robot as he pours a drink all over his faceplate, "Ooh Jooy" says the robot sarcastically
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The beer evaporates slowly, and the Tabaxi screams a battle cry, the evaporated beer turns into a usb plug. Everybody cheers. “BEHOLD! ROBOTIC BEER FOR ROBOTIC ROBOTS HAHAHHA”
Back in black baby
He quickly scribes sigils from the Chimkn Nunget school of magic onto the knife and stabs at the motherboard frantically.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*All fo you have the power to do anything random at any time. Just make sure to be very unspecific of why it is happening. This is all possible thanks to the Infinite Improbability Drive.*
Back in black baby
"Oh whatever" says the robot, as he fires a small device into the crowd, causing them to have a mental breakdown and get severe clinical depression. "Oops" he says afterwards, "But at least they'll now know what I feel like"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
*What have you done*
Everybody in the tavern instantly has bad posture, and they flip there hair over their eyes. The elephant slowly tips over, on top of an ant who happens to be the leader of the most powerful ant army in the galaxy. You have started a war.
Back in black baby
The motherboard screams and screeches as he throws it into a pot of molten piranhas. Knowing that his quest is over, he leaves the crowd of programs by giving the thumbs up and hitching a ride to Chult, where he finds his fire that he so desperately wanted to put out and light again.
Back in black baby