As you hold the pan galactic gargle blaster, the army of Vogon inhabiting the rug, which had been angered by the dolphin, fire two heat seeking missiles at you . Of course they are attempting to hit the dolphin but you are much closer and these missiles happen to be quite lazy.
I offer them some bejewled crabs, that the vogons can smash with their mallets in a great drinking frenzy after evolution gave up on them and tried to make up for the horrible mistake of creating them by evolving several other beautiful creatures
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
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The dolphin feels bad and offers to be a spaceship for the remaining ones.
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
They throw tonh rocks at it as it’s head spins round and round
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It whistles at them and drops another pound of fish on them. Then it gets a pan galactic gargle blaster and goes to find the meaning of life.
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Id just like to mention that this was the 42nd post*
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*Ah, beautiful.* The dolphin found the meaning of life in a D&D Beyond post and exploded.
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
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Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Should I rename this the restaurant at the end of the universe?
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Yes you should
I really want some of that animal that wants you to eat it
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
That’s so funny
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So wait this is Milliways?
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
It’s what? It’s based off of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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I take the peanut butter and use it to make a sandwich
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The man is incredibly delighted at your clever use of his peanut butter. he praises you, and offers to buy you a pan galactic gargle blaster.
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I accept the gift
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
As you hold the pan galactic gargle blaster, the army of Vogon inhabiting the rug, which had been angered by the dolphin, fire two heat seeking missiles at you . Of course they are attempting to hit the dolphin but you are much closer and these missiles happen to be quite lazy.
Back in black baby
I offer them some bejewled crabs, that the vogons can smash with their mallets in a great drinking frenzy after evolution gave up on them and tried to make up for the horrible mistake of creating them by evolving several other beautiful creatures
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation