Others look adorable but they're actually scary af. They commit some genuinely despicable acts that I probably can't mention without getting another set of infraction points.
Others look adorable but they're actually scary af. They commit some genuinely despicable acts that I probably can't mention without getting another set of infraction points.
Sorry to ruin your thread, Prinx
Holy fork! I just read about it and man is it dark.
Others look adorable but they're actually scary af. They commit some genuinely despicable acts that I probably can't mention without getting another set of infraction points.
Sorry to ruin your thread, Prinx
Holy fork! I just read about it and man is it dark.
At least Quokkas will always be perfect though.
Except for, you know, the whole "using their children as a distraction so that they can get away" thing.
But that just may be part of your view of perfection, I don't know.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
There was once a shapeshifter who took the form of a giant otter otter otter. He would spend many long days swimming in the river near his home in his otter form which he preferred to his human form. One day, Loki was passing by. He saw this otter swimming about and it was quite a large otter. Loki saw how fine a pelt this giant otter had, so, with a carefully aimed stone, he killed the otter, skinned it, and continued on his way. He decided to stop at a cottage for the night and was welcomed in by the occupants. The owners of the house, a man and his son, asked Loki if he had seen a young man out fishing. This young man was the son of the owner of the house. He would spend all day fishing at the river, but he hadn’t returned home yet. He didn’t normally stay out this long. Loki responded saying that he hadn’t seen the man’s son down by the river, but he did find this massive otter with a very fine pelt. Upon showing the otter’s pelt to the man, he let out a cry of shock saying that the otter he had killed was his son. He demanded that Loki pay the price for murder, which in those days was enough gold or jewels to cover the skin of the dead man. Loki apologized and promised to pay him back for the loss of his son. For some reason, the god of mischief and thieves was broke, so he stole a cursed hoard of gold from a dwarf. This is what led to the events of Sigurd’s slaying of Fafnir which I am sure you know about so I won’t go into that.
Anything Otter Goes Here
Rules:
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
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I got locked out of my original Acc
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My favorite ever character (Druid) wildshaped into an otter otter otter more than anything else.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Nice
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Otters are cool otter otter otter
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Yisssssss
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OTTER OTTER OTTER
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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just discovered there's an otter emoji 🦦
neat.
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Others look adorable but they're actually scary af. They commit some genuinely despicable acts that I probably can't mention without getting another set of infraction points.
Sorry to ruin your thread, Prinx
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Holy fork! I just read about it and man is it dark.
At least Quokkas will always be perfect though.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Except for, you know, the whole "using their children as a distraction so that they can get away" thing.
But that just may be part of your view of perfection, I don't know.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
There was once a shapeshifter who took the form of a giant otter otter otter. He would spend many long days swimming in the river near his home in his otter form which he preferred to his human form. One day, Loki was passing by. He saw this otter swimming about and it was quite a large otter. Loki saw how fine a pelt this giant otter had, so, with a carefully aimed stone, he killed the otter, skinned it, and continued on his way. He decided to stop at a cottage for the night and was welcomed in by the occupants. The owners of the house, a man and his son, asked Loki if he had seen a young man out fishing. This young man was the son of the owner of the house. He would spend all day fishing at the river, but he hadn’t returned home yet. He didn’t normally stay out this long. Loki responded saying that he hadn’t seen the man’s son down by the river, but he did find this massive otter with a very fine pelt. Upon showing the otter’s pelt to the man, he let out a cry of shock saying that the otter he had killed was his son. He demanded that Loki pay the price for murder, which in those days was enough gold or jewels to cover the skin of the dead man. Loki apologized and promised to pay him back for the loss of his son.
For some reason, the god of mischief and thieves was broke, so he stole a cursed hoard of gold from a dwarf. This is what led to the events of Sigurd’s slaying of Fafnir which I am sure you know about so I won’t go into that.
otter otter otter
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
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