The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
Me: Here's your choices for death. State something, if the statement is a lie I will strangle you, if you statement is true I will cut off your head. Them: You'll strangle me. Me: Dies of inferior intellect
Does anyone see the trick here? It's also a badly copied line from the deltora quest series and I put it here cause it fit in with all this truth be lies stuff.
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"Know your enemy, know your self" Click here to read my Homebrew thread! "Veni, vidi, vici...
Status update: I am going to be afk very frequently for a currently un predictable amount of time, for more information/details on this, check my homebrew thread which can be found easier by clicking the 'here' above ^^^
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
Me: Here's your choices for death. State something, if the statement is a lie I will strangle you, if you statement is true I will cut off your head. Them: You'll strangle me. Me: Dies of inferior intellect
Does anyone see the trick here? It's also a badly copied line from the deltora quest series and I put it here cause it fit in with all this truth be lies stuff.
That's good to know. If anyone ever says that to me :)
Is that stuff normal or should I be careful of hacking ^^^
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"Know your enemy, know your self" Click here to read my Homebrew thread! "Veni, vidi, vici...
Status update: I am going to be afk very frequently for a currently un predictable amount of time, for more information/details on this, check my homebrew thread which can be found easier by clicking the 'here' above ^^^
My name is Lawrence. I am a D&D player online of a year now but before that I designed characters and played in person for four years. My pronouns are He/They. I am a LBGTIA+ advocate and a Trans rights advocate.
I have to many characters to even list and I make them daily. I am a digital artist and I make resin dice on the side. :)
IRL Conflicts, players can't get into campaigns due to biased DMs, players dropping for BS reasons... This is why I've lost hope in DND, and why I see many campaigns dying early
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Seria (Female Dragon-In-Disguise Sorcerer, Draconic Bloodline)
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
I love music, puzzles, magic the gathering, running, and swimming. I hate people who hate people. You can find me reading, staring into the distance, or on a run. Never will I ever turn down a friend. I am a proud cook. I love to make food for others, because I subsist on attention alone. My highest IRL stats are constitution and charisma. I love being around others, and pushing physical limits. My D&D species and class are a human monk. Probably the closest thing to my real life self. My alignment is Chaotic Good. My best friends on this website are Chris, Cyno, and others not named here (I forgor) My favorite things are tier lists, video games, running, and food. I can speak English, and a bit of Japanese and Chinese My timezone is Eastern Standard Time My ethnicity is Asian-American
“Once, there was an angel with a flaming spear that guarded the western gate of YISUN’s speaking house. He was rigorous, martial, and followed the exact letter of the Old Law that had been inlaid into his very being with Koss’ silver chisel. At the time, most angels were like him, and they were exceptionally inflexible beings. They could not rebel, so well they had been hewn, against the slightest violation of their code. This made them all extremely cruel.
One day, Prim passed by on the road, and happened upon this angel flogging a group of men of the oldest nation with a lash made of lightning. The men had refused to take their shoes off inside of YISUN’s speaking house – they had journeyed far and did not know the law of the gods. For this minor offense they were being punished rather severely, and their cries were loud and fierce.
Cleverly, Prim took her jeweled comb from her pocket, which she no longer used, since she had long ago hewn off most of her beautiful hair, and bade the angel guard it with his life. Being a lesser being with no practical free will to speak of, the angel could do naught but comply.
Turning back to his prisoners, the angel made to flog them again, but found that the comb was so delicate that every violent motion he made sent it tumbling and ringing and threatened to shatter it. He could no longer continue his violent, oppressive work without fear of harming his duty to the daughter of Hansa, to protect this small and delicate thing.
He gave up flogging the men, and for the first time ever, began to think.”
-Spasms
As of now, I am printing mechs for Harrison Armory.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
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Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
Man I love terry pratchet. Hogfather was a work of art.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
This thing:
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
Man I love terry pratchet. Hogfather was a work of art.
YES!!! Thank you!!!
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Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)
Me: Here's your choices for death. State something, if the statement is a lie I will strangle you, if you statement is true I will cut off your head.
Them: You'll strangle me.
Me: Dies of inferior intellect
Does anyone see the trick here?
It's also a badly copied line from the deltora quest series and I put it here cause it fit in with all this truth be lies stuff.
"Know your enemy, know your self"
Click here to read my Homebrew thread!
"Veni, vidi, vici...
Status update:
I am going to be afk very frequently for a currently un predictable amount of time, for more information/details on this, check my homebrew thread which can be found easier by clicking the 'here' above ^^^
That's good to know. If anyone ever says that to me :)
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
Don't worry, this will all just seem like a very, very bad dream.
Resident Dark Power.
Let's be friends!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Is that stuff normal or should I be careful of hacking ^^^
"Know your enemy, know your self"
Click here to read my Homebrew thread!
"Veni, vidi, vici...
Status update:
I am going to be afk very frequently for a currently un predictable amount of time, for more information/details on this, check my homebrew thread which can be found easier by clicking the 'here' above ^^^
Whatever gives you that idea?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Well howdy there!
My name is Lawrence. I am a D&D player online of a year now but before that I designed characters and played in person for four years. My pronouns are He/They. I am a LBGTIA+ advocate and a Trans rights advocate.
I have to many characters to even list and I make them daily. I am a digital artist and I make resin dice on the side. :)
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
IRL Conflicts, players can't get into campaigns due to biased DMs, players dropping for BS reasons... This is why I've lost hope in DND, and why I see many campaigns dying early
Seria (Female Dragon-In-Disguise Sorcerer, Draconic Bloodline)
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
I AM AMONG THE FIRST OF THE SLAYERS OF THE DRAGONS
I AN THE CHALLENGER OF THE UNKNOWN
I AM THE PROTECTOR OF THE GARDEN OF PEACE
I AM THE LORD OF THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE
I AM DRAKENBRINE, CREATOR OF GODS, DEMONS, AND MONSTERS ALIKE
My characters,
Cerberus, the forest prince of music
Sylvan, avatar of the stars
Ternikus, the vampire of rage
DRAKE, the tiefling robot
Lunike, a scientist with no purpose but chaos
Red Raven, the queen of the plane of fire![](https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/<img src="https:/wallpaperaccess.com/full/40680.jpg" alt="Cool Pokemon Wallpapers - Top Free Cool Pokemon Backgrounds ..."/>)
OMSOSAA
I AM OTTER!!!
My pronouns are they/them/theirs.
I am the CREATOR OF UNIVERSES and the drinker of apple juice.
I am 6 OCTILLION YEARS OLD and still a playful little otter.
I am ALL POWERFUL.
*Insert a vigintillion otter memes here cause it wouldn’t let me*
I AM NOT A FURRY!!!!!!!!!
Homophobes suck
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
Extended Signiture
As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
the end is NI
Hi there!
Join today, A Deep dungeon adventure!
Sonic the Hedgehog!
I AM SHADOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I did not draw these)
sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler
PM me the word TOMATO🍅
I am KoboldNerd.
King of The kobold cave.
God of tricksters and inventors.
servant of Kurtulmak.
My true draconic name is...
Fiabhra.Join me and my army on are quest to make Kobolds the mightiest of all creatures here!
If you want to RP as a kobold the click here!
I am the Master of Kobolds, tiny dragon sensei! I am the inventor! I am the trickster! I am the kobold nerd! I also like haikus!
I am the maker of The Cult of Mythology Nerds!
Extended Signature! secret link!, extra secret link!
Formally Presenting:
The Archives Karavan
Records and documents pertaining to the individual who goes by the pseudonym 'Karavans'
Regular-ish characters:
Barachiel, a male fallen angel with no wings, connoisseur of coin tricks and flirter supreme.
Tristan Finch, a male human rogue, who is interested in large sums of money and does not have a crush on Roran.
Un-Sivram, god of the whispering winds, rolling earth, and rustling branches.
John Creighton Harrison, lancer, alcoholic, and future founder of Harrison Industries.
Hopefully I'll get to updating this more.
-------------------------About Me!----------------------------
I love music, puzzles, magic the gathering, running, and swimming.
I hate people who hate people.
You can find me reading, staring into the distance, or on a run.
Never will I ever turn down a friend.
I am a proud cook. I love to make food for others, because I subsist on attention alone.
My highest IRL stats are constitution and charisma. I love being around others, and pushing physical limits.
My D&D species and class are a human monk. Probably the closest thing to my real life self.
My alignment is Chaotic Good.
My best friends on this website are Chris, Cyno, and others not named here (I forgor)
My favorite things are tier lists, video games, running, and food.
I can speak English, and a bit of Japanese and Chinese
My timezone is Eastern Standard Time
My ethnicity is Asian-American
------------------------------Stories----------------------------------
Prim's Comb:
“Once, there was an angel with a flaming spear that guarded the western gate of YISUN’s speaking house. He was rigorous, martial, and followed the exact letter of the Old Law that had been inlaid into his very being with Koss’ silver chisel. At the time, most angels were like him, and they were exceptionally inflexible beings. They could not rebel, so well they had been hewn, against the slightest violation of their code. This made them all extremely cruel.
One day, Prim passed by on the road, and happened upon this angel flogging a group of men of the oldest nation with a lash made of lightning. The men had refused to take their shoes off inside of YISUN’s speaking house – they had journeyed far and did not know the law of the gods. For this minor offense they were being punished rather severely, and their cries were loud and fierce.
Cleverly, Prim took her jeweled comb from her pocket, which she no longer used, since she had long ago hewn off most of her beautiful hair, and bade the angel guard it with his life. Being a lesser being with no practical free will to speak of, the angel could do naught but comply.
Turning back to his prisoners, the angel made to flog them again, but found that the comb was so delicate that every violent motion he made sent it tumbling and ringing and threatened to shatter it. He could no longer continue his violent, oppressive work without fear of harming his duty to the daughter of Hansa, to protect this small and delicate thing.
He gave up flogging the men, and for the first time ever, began to think.”
-Spasms
As of now, I am printing mechs for Harrison Armory.
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(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Is this a terry pratchett reference? The bird thing?
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
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Man I love terry pratchet. Hogfather was a work of art.
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(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
This thing:
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
No. No. No. Just no. Narr. M-mm. Nope. No. Nooo. No.
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
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YES!!! Thank you!!!
Mx. Otter (They/them/theirs)
Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
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Terry Pratchett is amazing. My homebrew world is also on the back of a giant flying space turtle and Death is a character in almost all of my campaigns. (though he takes the form of the Grim Sweeper, not the Grim Reaper.)