Due to certain recent events in a certain PM, this cult has been born. We came from the Dirt and we shall return to the Dirt. Dirt is our focus and Dirt is our treasure. We praise Dirt. Resisting the Dirt is futile.
Ranks (highest to lowest, some may change or be added):
[Class ∞]
Supreme Being of Pure Dirt: (Nobody yet, this will be an extremely hard-to-attain position)
▀▄▀▄▀▄ CULT OF DIRT ▄▀▄▀▄▀
Due to certain recent events in a certain PM, this cult has been born. We came from the Dirt and we shall return to the Dirt. Dirt is our focus and Dirt is our treasure. We praise Dirt. Resisting the Dirt is futile.
Ranks (highest to lowest, some may change or be added):
[Class ∞]
Supreme Being of Pure Dirt: (Nobody yet, this will be an extremely hard-to-attain position)
[Class A]
Earthen Monarch:
[Class B]
Patron of Dirt: Yondor_The_Fantastic
[Class C]
Mud Shaman:
Soil Samurai:
[Class D]
Dirty Worshiper: 10_30inDutch, The_Summoning_Dark
Clay Recruit: ZeusTheGreat173
[Class E]
Worm: King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing, BIackBear, troutface, Bobthebarbarian51105
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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How do I join?
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*Rises from the ground*
”Dirt is you, and that is that” - Me
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Do we have a character or not?*
Ok, so I'm in? Yay!
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I join in all my dirtiness from living in an Australian cave.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I reckon I have one of the dirtiest D&D characters, making me worthy of joining the Dirt Cult
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YES, you do. OP shall be updated shortly.
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Yay!
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I feel rejected
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
…can I join? I have a dirty
mindbedroomLong live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
ARGHHHHH DIRT DIRT DIRT GO BACK TO THE DIRT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, VICIOUS OMNOMS
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Is that worshipping dirt, or dissing it, hard to tell as it is in capitals?
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Telling omnom to leave :)
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
While saviouring dirt
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Because dirt good, omnom bad
*This is already giving chaos/catloaves. Nobody make an omnom cult to oppose us!*
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Now they are going to do it. 🤦🏻
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Well, they can try. But dirt is eternal!
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Dirt forever!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Long live dirt!
Is our first commandment Thou Shalt Not Wash?
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No, thou shalt rolleth in thy muddeth
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn