Due to certain recent events in a certain PM, this cult has been born. We came from the Dirt and we shall return to the Dirt. Dirt is our focus and Dirt is our treasure. We praise Dirt. Resisting the Dirt is futile.
Ranks (highest to lowest, some may change or be added):
[Class ∞]
Supreme Being of Pure Dirt: (Nobody yet, this will be an extremely hard-to-attain position)
▀▄▀▄▀▄ CULT OF DIRT ▄▀▄▀▄▀
Due to certain recent events in a certain PM, this cult has been born. We came from the Dirt and we shall return to the Dirt. Dirt is our focus and Dirt is our treasure. We praise Dirt. Resisting the Dirt is futile.
Ranks (highest to lowest, some may change or be added):
[Class ∞]
Supreme Being of Pure Dirt: (Nobody yet, this will be an extremely hard-to-attain position)
[Class A]
Earthen Monarch:
[Class B]
Patron of Dirt: Yondor_The_Fantastic
[Class C]
Mud Shaman:
Soil Samurai:
[Class D]
Dirty Worshiper: 10_30inDutch, The_Summoning_Dark
Clay Recruit: ZeusTheGreat173
[Class E]
Worm: King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing, BIackBear, troutface, Bobthebarbarian51105
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Not just any board... THE Board.
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How do I join?
Master of the overground
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*Rises from the ground*
”Dirt is you, and that is that” - Me
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
*Do we have a character or not?*
Ok, so I'm in? Yay!
Master of the overground
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I join in all my dirtiness from living in an Australian cave.
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
I reckon I have one of the dirtiest D&D characters, making me worthy of joining the Dirt Cult
Master of the overground
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YES, you do. OP shall be updated shortly.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
Not just any board... THE Board.
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
Yay!
Master of the overground
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I feel rejected
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
…can I join? I have a dirty
mindbedroomHey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
ARGHHHHH DIRT DIRT DIRT GO BACK TO THE DIRT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, VICIOUS OMNOMS
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
Is that worshipping dirt, or dissing it, hard to tell as it is in capitals?
Master of the overground
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Telling omnom to leave :)
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
While saviouring dirt
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
Because dirt good, omnom bad
*This is already giving chaos/catloaves. Nobody make an omnom cult to oppose us!*
Master of the overground
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Now they are going to do it. 🤦🏻
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.
Well, they can try. But dirt is eternal!
Master of the overground
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Dirt forever!
Hey! Kinda all or nothing on the forums lately, please excuse me for being late to most parties.
Come visit the Homebound!
Keep marching to the beat my friends and forum goers 🎺
Long live dirt!
Is our first commandment Thou Shalt Not Wash?
Master of the overground
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No, thou shalt rolleth in thy muddeth
Skyrim!
Also I will cripple your bank accounts.