Soooooooo, I know there are already threads here that are focused on quotes. But this one is specifically for hilarious things you've seen people say here on the forums of DDB.
But, yeah, that's about it! Share with us the funniest posts, and let's laugh together :)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
I daresay, Drummer has become a popular young'un haven't they, he says in the language of old sipping tea and rocking chairs
Oh really? You have only been here for 5 months longer than me, and still you find the confidence to say such a comment in public? I find what you just said outrageously audacious and would like to remind you that we are not too different. You also have a forum game with you being the enemy. Also, why are you sipping rocking chairs?
I never asked to become the Villain child. ANd furthermore, the audacious one is you, a five month difference is long enough for many things to change in the land known as the internet. And don't knock it until you try it, there's an earthy taste present in such things.
One of my favorite movies of all time is Bram Stoker’s Dracula, because it combines romance and Gothic horror. I also like animated Disney movies like Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin (the live action versions are ok). Moana’s pretty good too. And I like a lot of Marvel movies (Captain Marvel and Black Widow are great, so is Endgame).
I've watched all of them apart from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, which I might watch soon. Any good place I can find it? And I agree the Marvel movies are awesome
marvel phase 4 and 5 sucks. change my mind
No because you need to find the light on your own.
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Moon as someone with a bit of OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) I need you to fix your pfp so I can stop screaming at it being of center.
I can't. I lost the original .png
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!
there I fixed it
Incredible
lmao
I’m dead inside now
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Alara looks around the room to see if there’s anything else interesting.
Corvi inspects the bathtub, turning off the faucet and looking up at the ceiling. She shudders, remembering the sickening sounds of Jimmy's firsthand experience with kinetic energy.
You don't notice anything, apart from flakes of paint on the ceiling, and a Jimmy-shaped dent in the wall.
*The Jimmy incident horror/comedy is going so hard rn*
Jimmy steps into the room, "Hi'dy! Is that harble haint still around these parts?"
Corvi whips around, baseball bat raised and ready to crush whatever poltergeist of Jimmy is behind her, before noticing that he is completely unharmed and not, in fact, dead.
"Wh- Wha- But you- But I- How did- What the- Huh?"
"I ain't dead," He grins, "An' I ain't no haint either. I am about as confused as ya are, though." He looks around, "I don't see hide nor hair o' that tarble booger."
"But you were- It just- And now you're- Wha?" She is still befuddled and utterly confused.
He grins and puffs out his chest, "Ya want tuh know what really happened? That beastie smashed me flatter 'n a fritter an' I up and died. When the ol' Grim Reaper came for my soul I said to him, "No! Ya can't have it!" Well, he wudn't happy 'bout that so he tried tuh take me away but I didn't want to go. I was fixin' to whup Death real good, but I decided that would take tuh much time, him bein' immortal an' all. So I took off my ol' shoe soles and threw 'em at him and Death was so styupid he couldn't tell the differnce between a shoe sole an' my own soul! Havin' fooled Death, I decided tuh return to the land o' the livin' and here I am!" He beams proudly.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Soooooooo, I know there are already threads here that are focused on quotes. But this one is specifically for hilarious things you've seen people say here on the forums of DDB.
But, yeah, that's about it! Share with us the funniest posts, and let's laugh together :)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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So you still think we are different?
I refuse to eat furniture
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*For some reason, the spoilers in my last post won't open for me. Will they open for anyone else?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*No. They don’t open for me either.*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
*Strange*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yeah, won't work for me either. But I'm glad furniture isn't being eaten
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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(Honestly, I just love out of context posts. They're the best.)
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No because you need to find the light on your own.
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
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Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
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Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
A new sleepover one! We've been on a bit of a comedy roll:
He grins and puffs out his chest, "Ya want tuh know what really happened? That beastie smashed me flatter 'n a fritter an' I up and died. When the ol' Grim Reaper came for my soul I said to him, "No! Ya can't have it!" Well, he wudn't happy 'bout that so he tried tuh take me away but I didn't want to go. I was fixin' to whup Death real good, but I decided that would take tuh much time, him bein' immortal an' all. So I took off my ol' shoe soles and threw 'em at him and Death was so styupid he couldn't tell the differnce between a shoe sole an' my own soul! Havin' fooled Death, I decided tuh return to the land o' the livin' and here I am!" He beams proudly.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Gosh I've missed so much and Sleepover round 2 has only started :,(
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Don't worry, you haven't missed much apart from some funny moments. Nothing too big has happened so far :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
nope, don't work for me
That post is almost a year old
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