"Well well, who's we got here then? A traveller wanting to join the Ship of the legendary Captain Niss? Ooh, I have a good spot for ruffians like you. Come on, all you need is a pocket of gold and a taste for adventure, and you'll be out on the seas in no time!"
The Discourteous Dragon is a tavern inspired by the popular thread 'The Bloody Barnacle' and has many similar aspects.
Lore
Lore ramble:
Welcome aboard The discourteous dragon, shipmate! we serve as a ruffian bar when docked, and sail the seas looking for vessels to plunder and sea-beasts to slay when not. I'll tell you, we didn't start out like this. We started when an unsuspecting kobold robbed a prosperous merchant in yartar and had to steal a ship to get away. And, you guessed it, that kobold was ol' captain Niss herself! She then grabbed the attention of me an' some other thieves, and we started a business. A business of running away, that is. Until we came 'ere, and threatened a shipbuilder to build us the big ol' girl you find your esteemed self on right now. We come back 'ere every year to bring our spoils, and boy do we have spoils! got a crew o' five, but i'm willing to extend that more!
Rules and Guidelines:
Nothing Too Strong. We don’t let anyone higher than level 15 or CR 12 onboard. No gods here!
Cut Your Quote Chains. Preferably before its a chain the length of a chain devil's shroud. A long way before that.
Nothing Too Gory. Look, a little murder here and there is all well and good, but keep it clean.
Anyone and Everyone Is Allowed. We’re all family here.
Bribes! Before you join up, you’ll have to pay us a little bribe. Nothing too crazy, just eight gold or some other equivalent. Keeps us in business, y’know? Oh, and say something nice about Captain Niss in your first post, so we know you’ve read the rules.
Be Nice and Have Fun. We’re pirates, not barbarians. Well, some of us might be barbarians, but you know what I mean.
Members.
EJODM18604(DMPC's)
In order of importance:
Captain Niss
First mate Carrlo Necersan
High chef Seovin Glorypelt
n'Ap, grung deckhand
Burningkings
Currently unnamed aaracockra
The Dragon is nearing the lair of a kraken in the mid ocean.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"oi" you look up to see a aarackocra landing "I got some money for ya, just need a place to stay and maybe get some raiding done. collect soma blood ya know?" hands you a gold "last of me money make sure you use it right, okay."
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
This is very similar to the Bloody Barnacle thread.
*Agreed. I feel like if you want to make a completely seperate thread but still is literally the exact same universe or whatever you should ask Nothic about it. Not trying to be rude, I know you're new to forums and all, but just saying.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I discovered forums in December last year. I've been very active since then.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"oi" you look up to see a aarackocra landing "I got some money for ya, just need a place to stay and maybe get some raiding done. collect soma blood ya know?" hands you a gold "last of me money make sure you use it right, okay."
First mate Necarsan sighs, and takes the gold. "Welcome aboard. What's yer name? Mines Necarsan, Carrlo Necarsan." He smiles at the aaracockra.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
This is very similar to the Bloody Barnacle thread.
*Agreed. I feel like if you want to make a completely seperate thread but still is literally the exact same universe or whatever you should ask Nothic about it. Not trying to be rude, I know you're new to forums and all, but just saying.*
*Well, I'm not taking things back now. Are you introing a character or not?*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Captain Niss walks up to the assembled, admittedly rather small after the recent dragon turtle encounter, crew. "Right then, we've got not much time on our hands to get to this kraken and take it down. I heard that the bloody barnacle is also in the area, so we've got either help or competition in this hunt. I've got my eyes on all of you," She says, giving the aaracockra a look, "and I hope that i'm understood when I say that we stay on the ship unless absolutely and completely urgently necessary."
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*is anyone going to actually remember this is here?*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
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"Well well, who's we got here then? A traveller wanting to join the Ship of the legendary Captain Niss? Ooh, I have a good spot for ruffians like you. Come on, all you need is a pocket of gold and a taste for adventure, and you'll be out on the seas in no time!"
The Discourteous Dragon is a tavern inspired by the popular thread 'The Bloody Barnacle' and has many similar aspects.
Lore
Lore ramble:
Welcome aboard The discourteous dragon, shipmate! we serve as a ruffian bar when docked, and sail the seas looking for vessels to plunder and sea-beasts to slay when not. I'll tell you, we didn't start out like this. We started when an unsuspecting kobold robbed a prosperous merchant in yartar and had to steal a ship to get away. And, you guessed it, that kobold was ol' captain Niss herself! She then grabbed the attention of me an' some other thieves, and we started a business. A business of running away, that is. Until we came 'ere, and threatened a shipbuilder to build us the big ol' girl you find your esteemed self on right now. We come back 'ere every year to bring our spoils, and boy do we have spoils! got a crew o' five, but i'm willing to extend that more!
Rules and Guidelines:
Members.
EJODM18604(DMPC's)
In order of importance:
Captain Niss
First mate Carrlo Necersan
High chef Seovin Glorypelt
n'Ap, grung deckhand
Burningkings
Currently unnamed aaracockra
The Dragon is nearing the lair of a kraken in the mid ocean.
Now then, what are you waiting for?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
This is very similar to the Bloody Barnacle thread.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
"oi" you look up to see a aarackocra landing "I got some money for ya, just need a place to stay and maybe get some raiding done. collect soma blood ya know?" hands you a gold "last of me money make sure you use it right, okay."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Agreed. I feel like if you want to make a completely seperate thread but still is literally the exact same universe or whatever you should ask Nothic about it. Not trying to be rude, I know you're new to forums and all, but just saying.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wait Ejo is new to the forums?
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
I discovered forums in December last year. I've been very active since then.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
First mate Necarsan sighs, and takes the gold. "Welcome aboard. What's yer name? Mines Necarsan, Carrlo Necarsan." He smiles at the aaracockra.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Well, I'm not taking things back now. Are you introing a character or not?*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Captain Niss walks up to the assembled, admittedly rather small after the recent dragon turtle encounter, crew. "Right then, we've got not much time on our hands to get to this kraken and take it down. I heard that the bloody barnacle is also in the area, so we've got either help or competition in this hunt. I've got my eyes on all of you," She says, giving the aaracockra a look, "and I hope that i'm understood when I say that we stay on the ship unless absolutely and completely urgently necessary."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*is anyone going to actually remember this is here?*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.