Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult.
Alive Enemies: SKIBIDI TOILET CULT. PURGE IT IN THE NAME OF JEFF.
Blessed be Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! I would like to sign up to be a Roomba High Cultist
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Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
Very well! As the first to join you shall obtain the role you requested.
haHA! Praise Jeff!
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Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
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Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Made from this chain of events in Twist the Wish.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2002-twist-the-wish?comment=9927
Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Clay Scavenger (5): Nothic2SeeHere2, CrashGoesWoah, tarasque2897, Pug_With_Big_Weapons
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Roomba Cultists (Infinite): Kasrik_The_Wizard, Cuteturtle2theTortlerogue, inew, Valhalla_, burningkings, Elliotewow, RippedRhinoVikings, SmoothCriminal100, AwesomeDungeonMaster, RoughCoronet0, BDBGaming, Platyboss, RRRogue16, Gulpmissile, dritzzlonedruid, ShadowLander
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Jeff Homebrew!
Jeff the Evil Roomba Pact (Warlock). Made by TheMadGibber (me).
Jeff Statblock! Made by Platyboss.
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult.
Alive Enemies: SKIBIDI TOILET CULT. PURGE IT IN THE NAME OF JEFF.
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Blessed be Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! I would like to sign up to be a Roomba High Cultist
Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
Very well! As the first to join you shall obtain the role you requested.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Greetings fellow lovers of despicable roombas. Finally a cult I can get behind! I wish to be a roomba knight.
haHA! Praise Jeff!
Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
Can I join?
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Check out my support thread! PRAISE JEFF! Join the DragonClub! #BRINGBACKBUTTONSBEST #SAVETHEDAO
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
Cause I suggested making the cult.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Check out my support thread! PRAISE JEFF! Join the DragonClub! #BRINGBACKBUTTONSBEST #SAVETHEDAO
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
What role do you seek?
Very well! May you lead the troops of Jeff to glory, Roomba Knight.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
High cultist with Paco
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Check out my support thread! PRAISE JEFF! Join the DragonClub! #BRINGBACKBUTTONSBEST #SAVETHEDAO
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
It is yours!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
Thank you, my lord. Praise Jeff and may he ever eat delicious clay! I shall lead us to battle against our enemies.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/Him, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig.
Check out my support thread! PRAISE JEFF! Join the DragonClub! #BRINGBACKBUTTONSBEST #SAVETHEDAO
(Most of those were links, click on them!!!)
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I’d like to be a clay scavenger.
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Welcome! The title is yours. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Jeff thinks the chocolate is... decent!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ