Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (3): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
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‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Jeff thinks the chocolate is... decent!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Made from this chain of events in Twist the Wish.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2002-twist-the-wish?comment=9927
Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (As of now, our only enemy is the Sordida Cult)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (3): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Clay Scavenger (5): Nothic2SeeHere2, CrashGoesWoah, tarasque2897
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Roomba Cultists (Infinite): Kasrik_The_Wizard, Cuteturtle2theTortlerogue, inew, Valhalla_, burningkings, Elliotewow
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Jeff Homebrew!
Jeff the Evil Roomba Pact (Warlock). Made by TheMadGibber (me).
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Blessed be Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! I would like to sign up to be a Roomba High Cultist
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Very well! As the first to join you shall obtain the role you requested.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Greetings fellow lovers of despicable roombas. Finally a cult I can get behind! I wish to be a roomba knight.
haHA! Praise Jeff!
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Can I join?
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
Cause I suggested making the cult.
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
What role do you seek?
Very well! May you lead the troops of Jeff to glory, Roomba Knight.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
High cultist with Paco
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
It is yours!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
"There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil.
A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them.
He seeks only to obliterate them."
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Thank you, my lord. Praise Jeff and may he ever eat delicious clay! I shall lead us to battle against our enemies.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
‘ too much of a bio to fit here. call me Bananer for short, I’m one of the forum’s resident insane things. I’m a nongender Therian (look it up!) and also a silver dragon (not my kintype, just a me thing.) I’m a rogue and wizard, and if you want more info on me, PM me, or ask someone else. I’m well known.
PM ME THE WORD BANANA! PRAISE JEFF! Check out my support thread! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/195676-just-a-support-thread
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I’d like to be a clay scavenger.
This is what happens when you let a nothic onto the forums. Longtime mapmaker and forever GM.
Resident map-fiend. Writer, storyteller, worldbuilder. Lover of music & food; hater of elves & numbers. Threads I enjoy:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Spider Guild | The Wonderful Roleplay Guild | Anything BUT the OGL 2.0 | The Tower of Lore | The Universe Smorgasbord | The Afterglow
Welcome! The title is yours. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Jeff thinks the chocolate is... decent!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ