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You have heard "When pigs fly," have you not? For it is impossible, as the Impossibility dictates. This cult celebrates the impossibilities of the world and the Impossibility -- the unifying impossibility that strings together the "impossibles". At once, the Impossibility is a being, an impossibility, and a world -- a being, dictating what is Impossible, an impossibility that unifies all others, and a place -- a reflection of our world -- where our possibilities are impossible.
We worship the beginning -- where causality was formed -- otherwise the Impossibility's creation would have been impossible. We worship the in-between, now, where impossibility is not possible. We worship the End -- where all is impossible, where the Impossibility ends it all.
The Impossibility. Our great god and leader, it is the creator and unifier. We worship its impossible possibility, and the impossibilities it has brought into the world.
The Flying Pigs: Our great cult leaders, they are the prime worshippers of the Impossibility. They speak directly to and receive answers from our god. (Weslockes)
The Freezers of Hell. The second-in-command of the cults, they are the teachers of our cult. They maintain our temples and our sacred spaces, the pillars of our belief.
Priests of the Impossible. These priests constantly worship the Impossibility -- distinguished from the ordinary cult member, they lead a group of cultists and wield the powers of the Impossible.
Impossible Warriors. These valiant warriors battle against the destruction of impossibility and protect our cult, wielding the powers of the Impossible.
Cultists. These ordinary cultists are new inducts into the cult -- worshipping our Impossibility and learning the ways of the Impossible.
*So! I don't really know what to do on this thread! Anything relating to the great Impossibility, I suppose! :)*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
*This is interesting, although I feel the need to note that pigs can fly.
People just normally don't let them.
Blast those airport security terminals!*
*Mayhaps.*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
*However, that would only be true if pigs had the means and the will to get to the airport and disguise themselves in the first place. They haven't proven themselves on that one.*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
The first historically recorded flight of a pig took place on British soil, at Leysdown in Kent on November 4th, 1909. The pig was carried aloft by J.T.C. Moore- Brabazon, later the First Lord Brabazon of Tara, in his personal French-built Voisin aero plane.
*That is quite literally a “Neighbor” Aero plane.*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies, eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
Welcome...
You have heard "When pigs fly," have you not? For it is impossible, as the Impossibility dictates. This cult celebrates the impossibilities of the world and the Impossibility -- the unifying impossibility that strings together the "impossibles". At once, the Impossibility is a being, an impossibility, and a world -- a being, dictating what is Impossible, an impossibility that unifies all others, and a place -- a reflection of our world -- where our possibilities are impossible.
We worship the beginning -- where causality was formed -- otherwise the Impossibility's creation would have been impossible. We worship the in-between, now, where impossibility is not possible. We worship the End -- where all is impossible, where the Impossibility ends it all.
The Impossibility. Our great god and leader, it is the creator and unifier. We worship its impossible possibility, and the impossibilities it has brought into the world.
The Flying Pigs: Our great cult leaders, they are the prime worshippers of the Impossibility. They speak directly to and receive answers from our god. (Weslockes)
The Freezers of Hell. The second-in-command of the cults, they are the teachers of our cult. They maintain our temples and our sacred spaces, the pillars of our belief.
Priests of the Impossible. These priests constantly worship the Impossibility -- distinguished from the ordinary cult member, they lead a group of cultists and wield the powers of the Impossible.
Impossible Warriors. These valiant warriors battle against the destruction of impossibility and protect our cult, wielding the powers of the Impossible.
Cultists. These ordinary cultists are new inducts into the cult -- worshipping our Impossibility and learning the ways of the Impossible.
*So! I don't really know what to do on this thread! Anything relating to the great Impossibility, I suppose! :)*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
hmmmmmm
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*What's that supposed to mean?*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
it means hmmmmmm
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
lol
Cryptic as always, I see...
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
*This is interesting, although I feel the need to note that pigs can fly.
People just normally don't let them.
Blast those airport security terminals!*
I got a Discord thing set up!
Can't remember why, but here's a link to my thingie: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*Mayhaps.*
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The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
No more posting. Sorry!
*However, that would only be true if pigs had the means and the will to get to the airport and disguise themselves in the first place. They haven't proven themselves on that one.*
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
yup :P
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
No more posting. Sorry!
The cult scene is reviving before our very eyes lol
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*IT HAS BEEN REVIVED! (Also: we worship the things thought to be impossible that have been done!*
*That is quite literally a “Neighbor” Aero plane.*
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]
ALL HAIL THE IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!!!
(_~.~_)
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
two wrenns flap tenderly underneath the skies,
eyes lying of their pursuit of the prize
but when all cards are thrown down and evils surmise,
then comes the time that the weaker must rise
[~.~]