I'm going to be honest with you, I wanted to see if anyone else could come up with something. Was is lazy? Yes. Uncreative? Also yes. So somebody please write this joke for me.
A Teifling, an Aasimar, and a Half-orc walk into a bar...
They each order a pint of ale. The bartender gives them only 1/2 pint each.
The Half-orc demands to know why they're only getting 1/2 pints.
The Bartender points to a sign: "This establishment serves only Humans."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
That is a "joke" that one must be careful to spread. They give allowances to us half-breeds to say such things, but for some bizarre reason, they frown on purebloods repeating it.
I say to purebloods, "Go for it with my blessing if you wish" as sharing culture, even deprecating humor, is how we all might learn to understand each other - not that purebloods should even need my blessing for it. I still cannot control others' reactions to it, though.
EDIT: (Yes. I'm half-breed IRL.)
New prompt if I'm allowed?
"A Paladin, a Warlock, and a Rogue enter a pub..."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
That is a "joke" that one must be careful to spread. They give allowances to us half-breeds to say such things, but for some bizarre reason, they frown on purebloods repeating it.
I say to purebloods, "Go for it with my blessing if you wish" as sharing culture, even deprecating humor, is how we all might learn to understand each other - not that purebloods should even need my blessing for it. I still cannot control others' reactions to it, though.
EDIT: (Yes. I'm half-breed IRL.)
New prompt if I'm allowed?
"A Paladin, a Warlock, and a Rogue enter a pub..."
(same format as before, this time with spellcasting)
the barkeep serves an full pint to the warlock, an half pint to the palading and nothing to the rouge. As the rouge complains, the barkeep says "we only serve spellcasters" (is this too unoriginal?)
(you could also make this joke with arcane spellcasters and assume the rouge is an arcane trickster)
(also are you like half human half something else, half human half other human, or one sorcerer parent and one muggle?)
That is a "joke" that one must be careful to spread. They give allowances to us half-breeds to say such things, but for some bizarre reason, they frown on purebloods repeating it.
I say to purebloods, "Go for it with my blessing if you wish" as sharing culture, even deprecating humor, is how we all might learn to understand each other - not that purebloods should even need my blessing for it. I still cannot control others' reactions to it, though.
EDIT: (Yes. I'm half-breed IRL.)
New prompt if I'm allowed?
"A Paladin, a Warlock, and a Rogue enter a pub..."
(same format as before, this time with spellcasting)
the barkeep serves an full pint to the warlock, an half pint to the palading and nothing to the rouge. As the rouge complains, the barkeep says "we only serve spellcasters" (is this too unoriginal?)
(you could also make this joke with arcane spellcasters and assume the rouge is an arcane trickster)
(also are you like half human half something else, half human half other human, or one sorcerer parent and one muggle?)
That joke is acceptable to me.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
That is a "joke" that one must be careful to spread. They give allowances to us half-breeds to say such things, but for some bizarre reason, they frown on purebloods repeating it.
I say to purebloods, "Go for it with my blessing if you wish" as sharing culture, even deprecating humor, is how we all might learn to understand each other - not that purebloods should even need my blessing for it. I still cannot control others' reactions to it, though.
EDIT: (Yes. I'm half-breed IRL.)
New prompt if I'm allowed?
"A Paladin, a Warlock, and a Rogue enter a pub..."
(same format as before, this time with spellcasting)
the barkeep serves an full pint to the warlock, an half pint to the palading and nothing to the rouge. As the rouge complains, the barkeep says "we only serve spellcasters" (is this too unoriginal?)
(you could also make this joke with arcane spellcasters and assume the rouge is an arcane trickster)
(also are you like half human half something else, half human half other human, or one sorcerer parent and one muggle?)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
A Teifling, an Aasimar, and a Half-orc walk into a bar...
[ ................... still waiting for the other half of this JOKE ]
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I'm going to be honest with you, I wanted to see if anyone else could come up with something. Was is lazy? Yes. Uncreative? Also yes. So somebody please write this joke for me.
I tried and failed
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
the barkeep begins to sweat...
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
They each order a pint of ale. The bartender gives them only 1/2 pint each.
The Half-orc demands to know why they're only getting 1/2 pints.
The Bartender points to a sign: "This establishment serves only Humans."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
congratulations, you made an good joke, unlike what i did
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Still I don't get the Joke here...................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
This is really good, thank you
That is a "joke" that one must be careful to spread. They give allowances to us half-breeds to say such things, but for some bizarre reason, they frown on purebloods repeating it.
I say to purebloods, "Go for it with my blessing if you wish" as sharing culture, even deprecating humor, is how we all might learn to understand each other - not that purebloods should even need my blessing for it. I still cannot control others' reactions to it, though.
EDIT: (Yes. I'm half-breed IRL.)
New prompt if I'm allowed?
"A Paladin, a Warlock, and a Rogue enter a pub..."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(same format as before, this time with spellcasting)
the barkeep serves an full pint to the warlock, an half pint to the palading and nothing to the rouge. As the rouge complains, the barkeep says "we only serve spellcasters" (is this too unoriginal?)
(you could also make this joke with arcane spellcasters and assume the rouge is an arcane trickster)
(also are you like half human half something else, half human half other human, or one sorcerer parent and one muggle?)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
That joke is acceptable to me.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Ok new joke:
A tarrasque, black dragon, and Moradin walk into a bar...
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
I have something but it might upset people and possibly violate the rules of the forum.☹
Could we switch out the real-world religious reference with something else?
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Changed it to a dnd deity.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
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Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)