Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Retired: None, most likely because it was just announced.
Unfortunately now inactive Clay Scavengers and above, who haven't posted on this thread for more then 2 months. In the hopeful event they return, they can take their slot if it was empty or face the new person in a fight to the death (really just demotion to a Roomba Cultist, but death sounds cooler).
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, Goose Horde, Dragon Slayer's Club, Bill Cipher Cult (although we don't agree to its Cult triangle, we can and will attack the Great Beasts Cult if we want and/or feel the need to), Cynophobia Cult, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult, Skibidi Toilet Cult, Mulop/Great Beasts Cult
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Jeff thinks the chocolate is... decent!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Made from this chain of events in Twist the Wish.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2002-twist-the-wish?comment=9927
Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Clay Scavenger (5): Nothic2SeeHere2, CrashGoesWoah, tarasque2897, Pug_With_Big_Weapons, Gonzalo2 (Clay Experimentor)
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Roomba Cultists (Infinite): Kasrik_The_Wizard, Cuteturtle2theTortlerogue, inew, Valhalla_, burningkings, Elliotewow, RippedRhinoVikings, SmoothCriminal100, AwesomeDungeonMaster, RoughCoronet0, BDBGaming, Platyboss, RRRogue16, Gulpmissile, dritzzlonedruid, ShadowLander, Grist_The_Hunger_Tide, whydoyouwanttoknow (Roomba Rogue), Circleofdragons, DragonsRogue, DreamiNoodle, SilverRacoon3, Isaac_the_wisest, the_overlord_1000, ThatOneCoolCyclopian, Ash_The_Evil, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, ScienceBoy1
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Retired: None, most likely because it was just announced.
Unfortunately now inactive Clay Scavengers and above, who haven't posted on this thread for more then 2 months. In the hopeful event they return, they can take their slot if it was empty or face the new person in a fight to the death (really just demotion to a Roomba Cultist, but death sounds cooler).
Jeff Homebrew!
Jeff the Evil Roomba Pact (Warlock)! Made by TheMadGibber (me).
Jeff Statblock! Made by Platyboss.
Clay Missile! Made by PugWithBigWeapons.
(Updated) Wall of Jeff! Made by whydoyouwanttoknow.
Armor of Jeff! Made by whydoyouwanttoknow
The Roomba Knight's Sword! Made by issac_the_wisest
Clay Blast! Made by Bananer28046
Circle of Jeff! (Druid) Made by Golden_Axolotl_Dragon
Jeffblood! (Sorcerer) Made by tarasque2897
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, Goose Horde, Dragon Slayer's Club, Bill Cipher Cult (although we don't agree to its Cult triangle, we can and will attack the Great Beasts Cult if we want and/or feel the need to), Cynophobia Cult, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult, Skibidi Toilet Cult, Mulop/Great Beasts Cult
Alive Enemies: None :)
Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Blessed be Jeff! Long may he live and eat clay! I would like to sign up to be a Roomba High Cultist
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Very well! As the first to join you shall obtain the role you requested.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Greetings fellow lovers of despicable roombas. Finally a cult I can get behind! I wish to be a roomba knight.
haHA! Praise Jeff!
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Can I join?
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
Cause I suggested making the cult.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
What role do you seek?
Very well! May you lead the troops of Jeff to glory, Roomba Knight.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
High cultist with Paco
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
It is yours!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
welcome! I vote that in every post we have we must say Praise Jeff! Thoughts? Opinions? Praise Jeff!
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Thank you, my lord. Praise Jeff and may he ever eat delicious clay! I shall lead us to battle against our enemies.
Praise Jeff for all he gives us. He removes the sinful humans and clay from the world, and puts them into his stomach where they go to a place where they learn their lesson. Praise lord Jeff!
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all.
Extended Signature!
It's a given for our members that we praise Jeff in every post. Like how the p in pterodactyl gets destroyed by Jeff is silent. They don't even have to say any words of praise, they just are praising Jeff.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Praise Jeff! I wish to join and do the honorable task of kitchen staff, aka Clay Scavenger!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! Welcome to the Cult!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I scavenge some clay, and morph it into an icosahedron, a 20 sided shape made up of triangles. Also known as a d20. I feed it to Jeff. What flavor are icosahedrons?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Praise Jeff! I’d like to be a clay scavenger.
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Welcome! The title is yours. Praise Jeff!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The flavor is rolled on a table. It lands on chocolate.
Jeff thinks the chocolate is... decent!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ