The SCP Foundation

#1 Sep 23, 2026

Goosetifer13

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Secure, Contain, Protect.

Warning: The SCP Foundation Database is classified.

Dos and Don'ts:

ALWAYS Follow containment procedures as closely as possible.	DO NOT attempt to "1v1" A breached SCP, as doing so will likely result in death.
ALWAYS report anything out of the ordinary.	DO NOT use SCP objects for one's own gain at the expense of others.
(Specifically for guards) ALWAYS go through the Class-D cells and remove any contraband at least once a week. If the owner of said contraband can be identified, detain and interrogate them.	(Specifically for guards) DO NOT use lethal force unless ABSOLUTELY necessary.
(Specifically for scientists/researchers) ALWAYS keep a detailed log of test results and materials used.	(Specifically for scientists) DO NOT perform overly invasive or harmful tests on sentient SCPs without Ethics Committee approval. (SCP-682 does not count as this rule would directly conflict with it's containment procedures otherwise).
(Specifically for engineers) ALWAYS examine malfunctioning machinery ASAP.	(Specifically for engineers) DO NOT attempt to repair or improve machines that you do not understand, as doing so could actually damage it.
(Specifically for medics) ALWAYS take extra precautions when dealing with newly discovered anomalously infections.	(Specifically for medics) DO NOT allow any two infections to interact in a non-testing environment.
(Specifically for Mobile Task Force (MTF) agents) ALWAYS respond ASAP.	(Specifically for Mobile Task Force (MTF) agents) DO NOT disobey your team leader unless their orders aren't in line with your objective.
(Specifically for administrators) ALWAYS put safety above all else.	(Specifically for administrators) DO NOT abuse your power.
(Specifically for O5 Council members) ALWAYS put safety above all else.	(Specifically for O5 Council members) DO NOT abuse your power.
(Specifically for Ethics Committee members) ALWAYS review each and every request case-by-case.	(Specifically for Ethics Committee members) DO NOT allow overly invasive or harmful tests on sentient SCPs without a good reason

Contained Anomalies:

[PLACEHOLDER - COMING SOON]

Roles:

Non-playable (NPC exclusive).
- Class-D - The test subjects of the SCP Foundation. Usually would-be death row inmates who chose to be test subjects instead.
- Chaos Insurgency (CI) - A terrorist group that uses anomalies like tools.
- Serpent's Hand - An "Anomalous Rights" group. They believe nonviolent sentient SCPs should be free to live in the public and that nonharmful SCP objects should be returned to their owners.
Publicly allowed (anyone can be one).
- Guard - Keep the Class-Ds in line, guard SCPs, and shoot down enemy raiders.
- Scientist - Perform experiments and try to kill SCP-682.
- Engineer - Repair broken stuff and invent new stuff.
- Medical - Treat injuries and illnesses.
- Mobile Task Force (MTF) - Perform special operations, typically off-site, such as recontaining breached SCPs and attacking enemy bases.
- Administrator - Run the facility and attempt diplomacy with other organizations and governments.
- Ethics Committee - Ensure that personnel (including Class-Ds) and sentient SCPs have good living conditions.
Private (only me and the actual thread admins can be one)
- Overseer (O5-1 through O5-13) - The council that basically controls the world.

Affiliates:

Allies
- All of our MILLIONS of front companies.
- Governments.
Neutral
- Dr. Wondertainment.
- The Cult of Grammar.
- The Cult of Cats.
- The Hive. (It's even possible some of their members are also members of OUR organization.
Enemies
- The Children of the Scarlet King. (A cult)
- The Cult of Jeff.
- The Global Occult Coalition. (GOC)
- The Chaos Insurgency. (CI)

How to Join:

To join, all you must say is "I'm joining the SCP Foundation as a [INSERT ROLE HERE]" in a post. You cannot change your role after first joining.

My own role:

I am an O5.

Main Objectives:

Secure, Contain, Protect.
Kill the Scarlet King.
Find a way to permanently kill or incapacitate SCP-682.
Find a least 1 surviving specimen of the nematode that historically kept SCP-386 at bay.
Determine the exact recipe for SCP-500

Last edited by Goosetifer13: Sep 23, 2026

"Secure, Contain, Protect."

A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."

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SCP-682 termination attempt (because of course we would try this the moment we discovered Wish):

Tissue Test Result: Tissue sample was successfully erased.

Test Result: SCP-682 was unaffected and simply ate the caster.
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