SO... I was just going through the 'magical items a-z' for rewards to throw at my players and I noticed an error regarding Iron Flask. When you look on the roll chart to see what is in the item, it states that the 97-98 item is [Tool tip not found]. On the actual item page, the creature is stated as a 'Succubus/incubus', so that is fine. Just seems the 'Magical Item list' catalog section is in error.
To whom this may concern,
We here at the 'Copiam Sine Fine Infinitum' take pride in the handling and availability of our rewards to those who would aid in the saving in the multiverse. Our facilities ensure our overlords are able to obtain and receive the appropriate and thorough knowledge and availability of the highest products of various degrees at a moments notice. However, upon evaluation of the stock of our superior's recent 'restocking' of his 'wondrous items' from your company, I have noticed an odd discrepancy on a packaging description of a recently delivered pallet of serial number (LI- 019), more commonly known as the 'Iron Flask'. As head of the Department of Quality Magical Control (DQMC), it is my responsibility to evaluate any and all products that arrive before making them available to our benevolent overseers and ensure that the information is at all times clear and concise before being allowed to leave our facility at location (Redacted) .When inspecting the chart of each of said 100 cased items, products numbered RC-97 and RC-98 seemed to have very little information regarding said contents. I delivered the documentation to our 'Investigative Claims Department' (ICD) who took one look at the charter, and immediately made a call for the 'Security and Emergency Containment Devision' (SECD). The floor was placed under 'Heavy Alert Lock Down Tier 5', and all services suspended until said items where contained and investigated for possible '4th wall breaking' anomalies. After 2 hours of various methods of magical identification and consulting of manuals, religious texts, and magical catalogues, we were able to conclude the proper identity of the contents by our resident clerical wing of the SECD. Operations were able to resume shortly after the quarantine was purified and the zone was lifted.
On behalf of our company, we ask that you kindly review and ensure that your products are labeled correctly and cautiously to avoid any possibility of confusion or unintended dangers. We intend to keep our partnership a reliable and healthy one and hate for it to be jeopardized by 'safety concerns' or 'unreliable product quality'. See attached billing form for charges and reimbursement for magical supplies and services rendered.
Sincerly,
Fetbex Tintobustsobin Head of Department of Quality Magical Control
X3 Glad that you enjoyed it. You guys have your work cut out for yourselves so I figured a bit of ‘satirical corporate humor’ at the expense of one of my Gnome npcs would definitely relieve the tension of the situation.
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SO... I was just going through the 'magical items a-z' for rewards to throw at my players and I noticed an error regarding Iron Flask. When you look on the roll chart to see what is in the item, it states that the 97-98 item is [Tool tip not found]. On the actual item page, the creature is stated as a 'Succubus/incubus', so that is fine. Just seems the 'Magical Item list' catalog section is in error.
To whom this may concern,
We here at the 'Copiam Sine Fine Infinitum' take pride in the handling and availability of our rewards to those who would aid in the saving in the multiverse. Our facilities ensure our overlords are able to obtain and receive the appropriate and thorough knowledge and availability of the highest products of various degrees at a moments notice.
However, upon evaluation of the stock of our superior's recent 'restocking' of his 'wondrous items' from your company, I have noticed an odd discrepancy on a packaging description of a recently delivered pallet of serial number (LI- 019), more commonly known as the 'Iron Flask'. As head of the Department of Quality Magical Control (DQMC), it is my responsibility to evaluate any and all products that arrive before making them available to our benevolent overseers and ensure that the information is at all times clear and concise before being allowed to leave our facility at location
(Redacted).When inspecting the chart of each of said 100 cased items, products numbered RC-97 and RC-98 seemed to have very little information regarding said contents. I delivered the documentation to our 'Investigative Claims Department' (ICD) who took one look at the charter, and immediately made a call for the 'Security and Emergency Containment Devision' (SECD). The floor was placed under 'Heavy Alert Lock Down Tier 5', and all services suspended until said items where contained and investigated for possible '4th wall breaking' anomalies. After 2 hours of various methods of magical identification and consulting of manuals, religious texts, and magical catalogues, we were able to conclude the proper identity of the contents by our resident clerical wing of the SECD. Operations were able to resume shortly after the quarantine was purified and the zone was lifted.On behalf of our company, we ask that you kindly review and ensure that your products are labeled correctly and cautiously to avoid any possibility of confusion or unintended dangers. We intend to keep our partnership a reliable and healthy one and hate for it to be jeopardized by 'safety concerns' or 'unreliable product quality'. See attached billing form for charges and reimbursement for magical supplies and services rendered.
Sincerly,
Fetbex Tintobustsobin
Head of Department of Quality Magical Control
Fixed - Thanks!!
This goes down as one of the most interesting reports we've received. :D
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X3 Glad that you enjoyed it. You guys have your work cut out for yourselves so I figured a bit of ‘satirical corporate humor’ at the expense of one of my Gnome npcs would definitely relieve the tension of the situation.