I recently started a game with a gnome bard that is trying to get famous so he writes his own “original” songs. I’m trying to think of popular songs that I can tweak i.e. “I kissed a gnome and I liked it” “bad to the gnome” and “gnomes just wanna have fun”. Can I get some recommendations for other songs?
"Gnome-bear (nowhere) man"? It's about a legendary Gnome barbarian.
"Sing us a song, you're the Bard-gnome-man"? (Pianoman)
"Gnome matter what they say" - a lyric that appears in a lot of songs, but I was thinking of "Everyday Glory" by Rush.
Also, have you noticed that the words 'an angel' often sounds close enough to 'a ninja' when sung that you could make that substitution? If you have a monk or rogue in the party, you can sing "You're my guardian ninja." I was thinking of Angel of the morning/Angel by Shaggy, but could just as well be any of 1000 songs that use those lyrics.
"Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name
And it feels like Gnome" - Make whoever you enchant sing this Madonna song. If you use suggestion to make them sing and dance, these lyrics make even more sense:
"Like a child You whisper softly to me
You're in control just like a child Now I'm dancing"
Also, "Gnomish Paradise" absolutely has to happen.
What’s up all,
I recently started a game with a gnome bard that is trying to get famous so he writes his own “original” songs. I’m trying to think of popular songs that I can tweak i.e. “I kissed a gnome and I liked it” “bad to the gnome” and “gnomes just wanna have fun”. Can I get some recommendations for other songs?
"Gnome-bear (nowhere) man"? It's about a legendary Gnome barbarian.
"Sing us a song, you're the Bard-gnome-man"? (Pianoman)
"Gnome matter what they say" - a lyric that appears in a lot of songs, but I was thinking of "Everyday Glory" by Rush.
Also, have you noticed that the words 'an angel' often sounds close enough to 'a ninja' when sung that you could make that substitution? If you have a monk or rogue in the party, you can sing "You're my guardian ninja." I was thinking of Angel of the morning/Angel by Shaggy, but could just as well be any of 1000 songs that use those lyrics.
"Gnome woman, no cry" - Having Gnome women around makes everyone happier.
"I don't want Gnome thugs"? -Gnomes make better bards than fighters.
"Gnomeward bound" -Gotta go visit the Gnome village.
I'll Make a Gnome out of You instead of I'll make a Man out of you
Hey Gnome Sister instead of Hey Soul Sister
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
You whisper softly to me
Now I'm dancing"
These are all great guys. Thank you and keep them coming
Hush little Gnomelet, don't you moan, mommy's gonna buy you an Ioun stone.
And if that Ioun stone won't float, mommy's gonna buy you an ivory goat.
And if that goat won't let you ride, mommy's gonna buy you a scroll of Tree Stride
And if lack of trees leaves you in a jam, mommy's gonna buy you a ring of the ram...
I don't want Gnome Fly boy
gnomebody Gnomebody but you -"wonder girls" probably a charm spell of some sort
Gnomebody knows the troubles I've seen --- some divination
Gnome matter what "boyzone" - fabricate spell
It's all about the bass, about the bass, gnome treble ""Meghan trainor"
How will I gnome if he really loves me "Whitney Houston"
Gnomebody wanna see us together , but it don't matter -Akon"