Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Bards are hilarious.
"Did you slay the dragon?" "Yes, I laid the dragon"
We all know this of course, so we naturally have to make each bard more sillier than the last:
A GOTH NECROMANCER BARD WITH HIS UNDEAD BAND, PLAYING MASTER OF PUPPETS AS A SEA OF SONG BUFFED UNDEAD SWARM.
Now, how would one achieve this? I've seen solutions with the college of lore subclass and multiclassing, and I'm also open to homebrew solutions like college of necromancy/necrodancy. A fun challenge; try to make him use magic to create a stage- whether illusionary or solid. Give me your best shot, folks, it's a fun one.
(Yes, I know Master of puppets is NOT goth rock)
Bonk 1
1 And Bonk said unto His disciples, 'let there be great big sticks, that the beating may henceforth begin'
2 Yea, when it came to pass that Peace saw the great big sticks of the disciples, he forged a plan to henceforth corrupt the disciples and sent from his home messengers to ravage the land.
3 Therefore, Donk beat the living crap out of the messengers and told Peace to stick his head in a lamb's behind.
College of spirits from Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft?
"Bards of the College of Spirits seek tales with inherent power—be they legends, histories, or fictions— and bring their subjects to life. Using occult trappings, these bards conjure spiritual embodiments of powerful forces to change the world once more. Such spirits are capricious, though, and what a bard summons isn’t always entirely under their control."