So ive been thinking about makeing a bard for my next campaign and while most are bards for the music or poetry I want to make a bard that wants to be the greatest comedian in the world! only problem is he only will know bad dad jokes (which for RP will be amazing!) So im looking for any ideas, race suggestions and most importantly great, bad, jokes and the spells that they could correspond to! I really think this could be a fun idea for the table! Thanks!
Race:Gnome or halfling. Then for a joke, I got it from over on one of the ranger forums: What kind of armour does a snake wear? Scale Mail!!
Vicious mockery can be reworked as you saying a joke so bad that people take damage. You could be either glamour bard, which will be about you trying to impress people, whispers, which is similar to vicious mockery. Possibly eloquence or creation.
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i mean i'd say lore bard could work for an comedian of an bard, with the cutting words thing, but any subclass can do.
For race and subrace many things could work, including things like an devil's tounge tiefling, an mark of scribing gnome, ark of hospitality halfling, heck one might even choose variant human and get the actor feat or some other feat that you think fits the character well.
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So ive been thinking about makeing a bard for my next campaign and while most are bards for the music or poetry I want to make a bard that wants to be the greatest comedian in the world! only problem is he only will know bad dad jokes (which for RP will be amazing!) So im looking for any ideas, race suggestions and most importantly great, bad, jokes and the spells that they could correspond to! I really think this could be a fun idea for the table! Thanks!
Race:Gnome or halfling. Then for a joke, I got it from over on one of the ranger forums: What kind of armour does a snake wear? Scale Mail!!
Vicious mockery can be reworked as you saying a joke so bad that people take damage. You could be either glamour bard, which will be about you trying to impress people, whispers, which is similar to vicious mockery. Possibly eloquence or creation.
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i mean i'd say lore bard could work for an comedian of an bard, with the cutting words thing, but any subclass can do.
For race and subrace many things could work, including things like an devil's tounge tiefling, an mark of scribing gnome, ark of hospitality halfling, heck one might even choose variant human and get the actor feat or some other feat that you think fits the character well.
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Don't forget the dad jokes which are really just common sense warnings, delivered like they are supposed to be funny:
Careful with that sword buddy, dont want to lose your ear.
I'd have to make this guy a halfling and then RP him like Rodney Dangerfield. "Hey, you know, take my wife … No, TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE!"
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