Although bear-form is one of the best wildshapes available, I've found that horrible bear puns typically follow. I figured I'd preemptively provide a list to get them out of the way:
Beary good
Bear naked
Grizzly death
Polar opposite
Unbearable
Caused you to give paws
Panda-ring to a base sense of humor
Low koala-ty jokes
Other jokes have also included stealing Pic-a-nic baskets from rangers and Smokey the Bear references (especially around ubiquitous fire damage in D&D)
Feel free to add you own groan-worthy additions (for this or other wildshape forms)
Bah. Most of these bearly meet the koalafications. Can’t you guys read the fine print clawses? I mean, do we really wanna panda to the masses? But, what do I know? Fur the love of Torm.
It is bearly conceivable the DM could rule the utterance of these an AoE psychic attacks to all within hearing range. A bear pun crit could force a hibernation cycle.
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Although bear-form is one of the best wildshapes available, I've found that horrible bear puns typically follow. I figured I'd preemptively provide a list to get them out of the way:
Other jokes have also included stealing Pic-a-nic baskets from rangers and Smokey the Bear references (especially around ubiquitous fire damage in D&D)
Feel free to add you own groan-worthy additions (for this or other wildshape forms)
The right to Bear Arms.
OverBearing
Grizzly Demise
Kodiak moments
Ursanine puns
Polarizing opinions
Make sure we have brought the bear necessities.
These enemy forces are too much to bear.
Honey, you best paws a minute and ask furself the big questions.
man, these are unbearable puns
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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But bear with me, because I think there are more to come
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Bah. Most of these bearly meet the koalafications. Can’t you guys read the fine print clawses? I mean, do we really wanna panda to the masses? But, what do I know? Fur the love of Torm.
*insert meme of Kermit bruin tea*
It is bearly conceivable the DM could rule the utterance of these an AoE psychic attacks to all within hearing range. A bear pun crit could force a hibernation cycle.