"The insecure king will behead the jester before he gets the joke."
"There are two ways to stop a runaway carriage, but only one of them lets you keep the horses."
"A man went to a sage to learn how to stand up for himself. The sage sent the man away."
"Just shoot your arrow and claim whatever you hit was the target."
"If you wish to create inner beauty, consider eating maquillage."
"I tell people who've wronged me that I forgive them. It makes it easier to stab them in the back."
"Early to rise and early to bed might make a person healthy but socially dead." (Animaniacs)
"A chunk of mouldy bread is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal bliss. A chunk of mouldy bread is better than eternal bliss."
"A friend in need is an opportunity."
"Do not lay siege to the walled keep with a ladder when you have a ballista."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
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"The insecure king will behead the jester before he gets the joke."
"There are two ways to stop a runaway carriage, but only one of them lets you keep the horses."
"A man went to a sage to learn how to stand up for himself. The sage sent the man away."
"Just shoot your arrow and claim whatever you hit was the target."
"If you wish to create inner beauty, consider eating maquillage."
"I tell people who've wronged me that I forgive them. It makes it easier to stab them in the back."
"Early to rise and early to bed might make a person healthy but socially dead."
(Animaniacs)
"A chunk of mouldy bread is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal bliss. A chunk of mouldy bread is better than eternal bliss."
"A friend in need is an opportunity."
"Do not lay siege to the walled keep with a ladder when you have a ballista."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.