I played a rather aluff and wispy Half-elf Conjuration Wizard, and I picked up the find familiar feat because "making friends is fun." I wasn't sure what to pick as a Familiar so I made a fairly bad call and went with Poisonous snake. My brain skipped right over the "can't attack" text in the spell, so I was really happy to give my utility wizard some damage ability. So Butterscotch the 76cm (2.5ft) European asp familiar was born.
Thought the corse of play I figured out the Butterscotch was in able to actually attack. But it turns out that regular non-magic folk can't really tell the difference between a big scary poisous snake and a big scary poisous snake that can't bite you.
Crowds parted, otherwise imposingly larger corrupt gaurds moved back. Butterscotch wasn't just a Familiar, she was an active ever present danger noodle that genuinely detured threats and intreagued party members.
There is nothing more horrifying than watching a big poisous snake go into a basket and then that basket being empty moments latter. All while the girl holding said basket seems to not notice or care.
You don't **** with the crazy girl with the big ass deadly snake.
I played a rather aluff and wispy Half-elf Conjuration Wizard, and I picked up the find familiar feat because "making friends is fun." I wasn't sure what to pick as a Familiar so I made a fairly bad call and went with Poisonous snake. My brain skipped right over the "can't attack" text in the spell, so I was really happy to give my utility wizard some damage ability. So Butterscotch the 76cm (2.5ft) European asp familiar was born.
Thought the corse of play I figured out the Butterscotch was in able to actually attack. But it turns out that regular non-magic folk can't really tell the difference between a big scary poisous snake and a big scary poisous snake that can't bite you.
Crowds parted, otherwise imposingly larger corrupt gaurds moved back. Butterscotch wasn't just a Familiar, she was an active ever present danger noodle that genuinely detured threats and intreagued party members.
There is nothing more horrifying than watching a big poisous snake go into a basket and then that basket being empty moments latter. All while the girl holding said basket seems to not notice or care.
You don't **** with the crazy girl with the big ass deadly snake.